party etiquette for socially stunted folks
- stand off to the side quietly for half an hour
- get mad at self for not making an effort.
- Take several deep breaths and approach group of people
- say hello and introduce yourself.
- brain shorts out and goes blank. No additional words present themselves for you to say
- Original group goes back to it’s conversation. stand there quietly for several minutes and do nothing but stare at group awkwardly.
- retreat back to corner.