why aren’t there any painting of jesus at sick parties, like i think he would be so awesome at parties

"duuude i dare you to try and run across the pool" *jesus just casually walks over it and everyone is in awe*

"duuuuuude i am so blind i’ve had like 20 drinks" *jesus heals the man and he can see again and get more fucked up*

"JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!" *jesus is deso tonight and gets everyone home safely*

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