The Parties: Post Election
  • Conservative:Well that's a relief
  • Labour:This was quite a fuck up.
  • SNP:*Playing bagpipes and drinking Scotch and oily sea water*
  • Liberal Democrats:*Drolling saliva on the floor with a twitchy arm*
  • Plaid Cymru:BUT BEEHIVE!?!?!?1
  • Green:Why do we even bother.
  • UKIP:Thank God Nigel's gone, now we can get a REAL racist in charge.
  • DUP:Bugger.
  • UUP:We exist too.
  • Sinn Fien:Yeahhhhh we're still not going.
  • Respect:*George Galloway sits alone a room with a burst balloon*