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"I’ve got goats in strange places"

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Wanna Play Like NEYMAR! COLDPLAY “A Sky Full of Stars” Music Video Parody Featuring Neymar.

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I Need a #Hashtag!

The Anthem of Slacktivism

Shake it Off Parody (by Jess)

I stay up too late
Got nothing on my plate
That’s what they all say
Mmm-Mmm
That’s what they all say
Mmm-Mmm

I miss too many dates
*giggle*
Cause I’m making soufflés
At least that’s what they all say
Mmm-Mmm
That’s what they all say
Mmm-Mmm

But I keep on blending
Need to stop pretending
It’s like I got this chef hat on my head
Saying I need to make pumpkin bread

Cause the crayfish gonna cray cray cray cray cray
And the crêpes are gonna crêpe crêpe crêpe crêpe crêpe
I’m just gonna bake bake bake bake bake
Bake it all, bake it all
Microwaves gonna wave wave wave wave wave
And cereal is gonna flake flake flake flake flake
Baby I’m just gonna bake bake bake bake bake
Bake it all, bake it all
(There’s more to this if anyone wants…)