Make no mistake, the people closest to you will just assume it was you.

4 Innocent Things It’s Impossible Not to Feel Paranoid Doing

#3. Movie Theater Farts

Is there anything worse than a movie theater fart? You might be inclined to think elevator fart, but when’s the last time you spent two hours in an elevator with the smell of hot buttered popcorn mixing into the cloud of shit gas? No, a movie theater fart is its very own diabolical menace that unfolds like a turd-laced Lament Configuration, welcoming you to experience layers of suffering. At first you’re struck with the awfulness that is the realization that some asshole, literally and figuratively, just farted in your general vicinity in the darkness. And then, if you’re an overthinking type, as you ponder what uncouth jackass did that, you’ll realize that everyone in a Minesweeper-size grid around you is doing the same thing.

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DARBY CRASH WAS DOING THE “ROBBLE ROBBLE” THING WAY BEFORE THE HAMBURGLARS!

anonymous said:

A pixie carrying an amulet with a clear, pale purple stone set into some copper flies in with a grin. "Hi, I'm Lola the male pixie, familiar to Kinder Rydrion of Riftwood. Master's sent me here to let you know we got your reply, and he told me to get over here to give you this! It's called a Kinderstone, and it's useful in communications. Just tap the stone three times, say Kinder's name and you'll be able to talk to him! Though it only works with other people who have Kinder stones as well."

Safiya stared very hard at the pixie - which had apparently traced her spider back to her, got in past her wards, and was offering her something that he said was a communications device. That was… disturbing. She made a motion, and Kaji fluttered up, grinning at ‘Lola’ and took the offered pendant.

She wasn’t touching it, not until she was certain it was no more than what the familiar said it was. She briefly considered attempting to question the pixie, but it would probably be like trying to interrogate Kaji - difficult unless you knew exactly what you were doing, frustrating, and largely fruitless.

"That seems very considerate of your master," she said instead. "Thank him for me, and tell him I will be in touch once I have had a closer look at his device, and once I’m satisfied of my own safety."

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ooc. into the dalek was p great. not as emotionally devastating, which is great for my feelings tbh. clara (as always) is amaze at everything she does, lbr. like yeeeeeee. journey is a bae. gretchen is a bae. danny is a bae. journey’s uncle is a bae. this episode made me go awwww a lot, which is odd. peeved that there’s no oswin recollections tbh like OSWIN OSWALD IS IMPORTANT PLS.

it’s past three in the morning now & i must go to bed.

good night, you beautiful muffins! xxxx

It’s quite sad actually. It’s sad that I’ve accepted this. I’ve accepted the sadness. I don’t run from it any more. I’ve let it surround me. I’ve let it seep into my veins and break my bones. It’s in my lungs and every inch of my mind. I’ve let myself get trapped by it, and only I’m at fault. No one but me.
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Marvin The Paranoid Android did the ‘ALS Ice bucket challenge’ before it was cool.

So, recently I reached 3,000 followers which is crazy. I just want to thank every single one of you. I’ve met some of the nicest people on here and I honestly don’t know where I’d be without you, punks. (Probably in some corner alone talking to myself tbqh.) 

So I just want to highlight some of my favorite blogs but please don’t fret if you’re not in this because knowing me I’ll probably forget somebody and I’m trying to keep this short. (I’ll def forget somebody tbh.) 

(Also, did you see what I did there in the picture? I used Tylers head as an ‘O.’ I swear I’m funny.) 

(Another also, this was supposed to be my 2k follow forever but then I procrastinated a “bit” and then there was 3 thousand of you. whoops.) 

Thank you all for following me and without further ado, here is my follow forever, ya dorks. ♡

(In abc order, yo.) 

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500daysoftroyler ♡ a-boy-named-troye ♡ atroylerbootycall ♡ 

ayeoakley ♡ ayytilly ♡ ayyytroyler-yall ♡ bandsandyoutubersokay ♡ 

betweenatroylersandwich ♡ canthandletroyler ♡ 

♡ canyounottroyler ♡ everything-troyler ♡ fr3ntus ♡ fricksivan ♡ 

♡ friedchicken-and-fanfiction ♡ fuckitslouis ♡ gladyousaidhi ♡ 

glazed-eyes—empty-hearts ♡ happylittletroyler ♡

hashtag-troyler ♡ heartyglobe ♡ hellamellet ♡ hitroyler ♡ 

holy-troyler ♡ holytrinigay ♡  http-troyeboy ♡ i3tyler ♡ 

iadoretroyler ♡ irem-i ♡ itmetroye ♡ itmetyler ♡ itstroylerr ♡ 

itus-troyler ♡ kissingtroyler ♡ meepface ♡  noootella ♡ 

nuggetsfortroyler ♡ nutella-plus-ranchdressing ♡ oaklxy ♡ 

ohtyluhyouresodreamy ♡ omgtroyetheboyblog ♡ 

ourtroylerinfinityy ♡ peace-out-little-munchkins ♡ planet-troyler ♡ 

q-and-slay ♡ sluttylittlepill sluttytroye ♡ tavloroakley ♡ 

thatwinkingtwink ♡ tillyjustkinda ♡ t-r-o-y-l-e-r-e-l-l-a ♡ 

tr-oyesivan ♡ troye-ily ♡ troye-slayvan ♡ troyeesiivan ♡ 

troyes-lip-ring ♡ troyesivanoakley ♡ troyler-ing ♡ troyler-right ♡ 

troylerable ♡ troylercrazy ♡ troylereuphoria ♡ troylerisinyou ♡ 

troylersombrero ♡ trovesivan ♡ trxyesquiff ♡ twirlingtroye ♡ 

tyler-oakleys-pickle ♡ tyler-thequeen ♡ tylersboogers ♡ 

tylerbroakley ♡ tyleroxkley ♡ tylertillytroye ughoakley ♡ 

ultimatetroylerfangirl ♡ ur-a-lil-nugget ♡ versa-tilly ♡

whatsagarb ♡ whoistroyeanyway ♡ youtubers-ugh ♡ 

♡  youtubersarebetterthanyou ♡ youtubersshipper ♡ 

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And obviously a huge thank you to tyleroakley and troyesivan . They’re actually my favorite people in the whole wide world and they do nothing but always make me happy and I am so proud of of them and thank you for bringing this family together. “This is so fucking cheesy but I’d say like you’re my best friend.” K, cool. ♡ 

♡ Thanks to everybody for following me and putting up with my shit. ♡

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For my good friend paranoid-rhythm Carli who loves him very much <3 Happy birthday! *O*

Why is this guy so awesome?

  • He is a super talented, well respected and very successful voice actor, music, radio, movie dubbing, anime, videogames,you name it he’s really awesome -trust me just check out his work-

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  • He is an animal lover, he loves his good friend (rip ;A;) Axl so much his seiyuu agency is called Axl one in his honor (come on guys seriously the company uses dog paws and has this cute logo and everything is dog related is the most adorable thing)

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  • His office is full of toys -specially toy cars and pandas- 

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Pics taken at his agency XD -serious business-

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  • He is th emperor of dorks, funniest most happy go lucky guy ever XD

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  • He likes to dance and he has….no style XD

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  • He is not afraid of crossdressing or cosplay XD he loves it XD -beware-

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  • He has a ridiculously contagious laugh and he is always laughing lol -secret of eternal youth believe me-XD

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  • All of the voice porn XD, He ain’t called the BL emperor cause of his pretty face >_> I’ll skip this part  >_> 

  • Sometimes he is kinda cool  and yeah..>w>

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  • He makes the most original pic poses ever, also selfies that give you life XD

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  • At his 47 he is still a kid at heart -and I bet he has more energy than you and me-

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In conclusion, he is a nice, sweet adorable dude XD right Carli? XD

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