Oh hay Homestuck fandom. I forgot to tell you last week.

I was at work. (I bartend) And a fight was about to break out. I just want you to know, I stood between them and shooshed them. I shooshed them so good. I papped them to.

I also want to let you know that after I calmed them down, about 2 hours later they proceeded to beat the shit out of each other.

If you are reading this, I hope you are so, so proud of me.

Attention Overreactive Homestuck Fandom

 Calm your honks…. o___o

Why so emotional over fictional (although epic) characters? Why?! Who cares what someone says about your favorite character? Who cares what your favorite character does? It’s one thing to relate to characters, it’s one thing to discuss or be disappointed their roles and actions in stories, but seriously? Arguing about and being genuinely angry at FICTIONAL characters? CALM. YA HONKS.