Oh hay Homestuck fandom. I forgot to tell you last week.
I was at work. (I bartend) And a fight was about to break out. I just want you to know, I stood between them and shooshed them. I shooshed them so good. I papped them to.
I also want to let you know that after I calmed them down, about 2 hours later they proceeded to beat the shit out of each other.
If you are reading this, I hope you are so, so proud of me.