So a few days ago I started getting up at 6 am every morning to go running (I know- WHY?!?!?! well… I call it running, but a more accurate description would probably be sweating and wheezing at a slight trot) and momentarily I began to believe that the early activity was improving my mind. You see, I had misplaced some items, but unlike most occasions I was able to recall their whereabouts with clarity within seconds. I thought to myself, “maybe this new routine is making me smarter!”
and then I had another thought while I was out, “What if instead of conventional torture, the bad guys induced all of your allergies at once and let you just sit there in misery?”
I don’t know what to say.