A brief summary of my love life

Me: So I was dating X, while she was living with D and W.

Friend: Right.

Me: X was dating W at the same time, who knew she was seeing me but was okay as long as he occasionally got to see my boobs.

Friend: …okay.

Me: So then I was going to move in with X, W, and D, but then X and I broke up because I didn’t like her relationship with W and then X started seeing D along with W.

Friend: uh

Me: And then D moved in with me while continuing to see X while she was still with W.

Friend: …right?

Me: But now D is moving out and X wants to move in with me.

Friend: …So she’s dating you again, and wants to leave W?

Me: She’s not dating me, we just want to live together and take care of each other’s pets together and cook for each other and argue over household chores and furniture choices.

Friend:…what about your boyfriend? Weren’t you two talking about moving in together?

Me: Oh, he needs to talk to his wife to make sure it’s okay for him to move in with me.

Friend: you aren’t even having sex how is your love life this complicated

anonymous said:

Gamzee, what do you think will happen if karkat dies?

TC: what will happen

TC: WHAT WILL HAPPEN

TC: what will happen my blank-faced heretic

TC: IS THAT I WILL DESTROY SPADES SLICK

TC: i may get my destruction on anyway

TC: BUT IF THAT BROTHER OF MINE—

TC: i mean

TC: IF THAT TROLL WHAT’S PRECIOUS TO—

TC: uh

TC: IF KARKAT DIES

TC: i will dig my claws into every little crack in that carapace’s armor

TC: AND I WILL PULL

TC: until not only slick

TC: BUT THE ENTIRE CARAPACIAN PLANET

TC: is naught but quivering viscera

TC: AND ASHES

kxohyeah said: Wait I thought I was your matesprit for a while :///////

Yes, that is a thing. I do not think that stopped being a thing. It might have, but either way, I am very confused by everything.

anonymous said:

At first I had an internet crush on you because you're smart and opinionated and even though I don't agree with all of it, I really respect and learn from it, and then I met you and it quickly shifted into a palecrush and at that point I went "oh fuck." and can't really give a reason past "well my heart did this funny clicking thing and that's just been the case since."

:o dang!

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no im not okay, thanks for the consideration. he also vwanted revwenge on me for not savwing him from a situation i had no fucking idea about, evwen though hes fine since his stupid piece of fucking garbage palecrush savwed him instead.

god

okay theres clearly a lot i need to hear about i aint heard about

but i aint thinkin straight or evven seein straight right noww im so tired so thats gonna havve to wwait until tomorroww

do you mind havvin a trollian convversation tomorroww or somethin so i can get wwhat happened ironed out in my head

if im goin to be invvolvved i might as fuckin wwell havve all the information

anonymous said:

26, 33

Classpect title: Seer of Heart, but maybe not. I might actually be a Mage of Light or some ambiguous Mind title or something. You can bet your ass that I’m not a Void player, though.

Quadrants: Man, I don’t even know anymore. I can say that at least one is filled and at least one is not, and I have palecrushes of very different kinds on like three or more people. I have reached the conclusion that I should stop worrying about romance and worry more about things like pygmies regenerating with clothing and free pizza.

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