A Hopeless Romantic: A Oneshot

Sirius Black hated his family.

The whole lot of them.

And quite frankly, he’d be quite satisfied with forgetting everything that he knew about the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black.

But some things are unforgettable.

And it turned out that the details about the finer areas of life were some of those things.

Try as he might, Sirius could not let go of the knowledge.

And it was quite a surprise to the rest of his students - indeed, it was a surprise to his very friends - when he would occasionally drop the laid-back, reckless, demeanor for a more suave, sophisticated, one.

Because Sirius secretly was quite suave and sophisticated.

Especially when it came to romance.

Try as he might, he couldn’t avoid being a hopeless romantic.

So when James Potter informed him that he was going to ask Lily to the Seventh Year Ball - “Yes, I’m really going to do it this time!” - Sirius immediately told him exactly what to say and where.

"Oh," James perplexedly said, "I was just going to ask her after Charms."

"You will do no such thing!" Sirius thundered, "Merlin, do you want her to say yes?”

And so it was on Sirius’ advice that James took Lily out onto the sparkling snow-capped grounds and said precisely the right words.

And it was Sirius who dragged James into an abandoned classroom the next day and gave him a crash-course on ballroom dancing. He treated James like a drill sergeant would treat his cadets.

"Are you planning on stepping onto the floor at all or were you simply going to spend the entire time on my feet?"

And it was Sirius who pulled Lily into the same classroom the next day, giving her precisely the same lesson that he had given James.

And it was Sirius who beamed when he watched his friends gracefully twirl around beneath the spotlight.

But not before Sirius spent an hour sorting through James’ wardrobe to pick out just the right outfit to wear.

"What’s wrong with my dress robes?"

"What’s wrong with your - do you even hear yourself!?”

Indeed, Sirius could be a bit of a drama queen at times.

A bit.

One afternoon, Professor McGonagall had to race down the corridor to intervene when a very irate Sirius screamed, “BECAUSE YOU’RE A BLOODY IDIOT!” to a frustrated James.

"But, Professor," Sirius argued, as he was dragged to her office, "He was planning on taking Evans to Madam Puddifoot’s!"

And even Professor McGonagall paused and gave James a disapproving glance.

"What’s wrong with Madam Puddifoot’s?" James cried.

"Nothing," Sirius exclaimed, "If you want a one-night stand! Listen, mate, take her to the French bistro that’s tucked away in the southwestern part of the village. It’s much fancier."

And Professor McGonagall arched her eyebrows and admitted that that was actually very good advice.

It was Sirius who picked out James’ clothing that night as well. It was Sirius who told James exactly what to order from the menu.

It was Sirius who told James and Lily which china to buy when they bought their first house and Sirius who provided them with the best bottle of wine of the market. It was Sirius who gave them a list of the best places to go on their vacation to France. It was Sirius who accompanied a giddy James to the wizarding jeweler so that he could ensure that James bought a ring with genuine silver and diamonds.

It was Sirius who spent weeks telling James exactly how to propose and Sirius who wiped his eyes and beamed when he recited it perfectly, causing Lily to throw her arms around his neck and whisper, “Yes!”

It was Sirius who planned every aspect of the wedding. And when the time came for the bride and groom to kiss, it was Sirius who had the largest smile in the room, because he knew that his work was done.

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“I will if you go out with me, Evans,”

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Can you imagine though? Harry had four other boys in his dormitory. The Marauders were all in Gryffindor. What’s the likelihood that there wasn’t another Gryffindor boy in their year? They wouldn’t have to stop talking as soon as others entered like Ron and Harry did.

Just imagine the shit that would go down in that dormitory. Sirius enchanting the Muggle motorbike posters to rev and roaring with laughter because he managed to scare the shit out of the other boys.

James betting that he can catch a snitch in his mouth as a stag, resulting in a broken four poster, an escaped snitch and a trip to the hospital wing.

Lily showing up because she can enter their dormitory but not the other way round and sighing with exasperation as she walks in and encounters Remus with a stag, a dog and a mouse casually sitting on their beds.


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 “Moony,” said Sirius in a flatteringly tone at breakfast one morning.

 “What is it you want now, Sirius,” replied Remus, still tired, yet seeing through that tone.

 “Can we get a cat?” said Sirius smiling like a child.

 “Padfoot, you hate cats!” Remus pointed out.

 “Er, right,” shrugged Sirius. “How about a dog, then?”

 “Don’t you think we have enough with ourselves?” asked Remus. “And what will we do about it on full moons? We can’t just have a little puppy running around with a werewolf.”

 “Lily and Prongs can look after it,” suggested Sirius, giving Remus his best human-puppy eyes. “Don’t you think Harry will love it?”

 “He does indeed love you as Padfoot, yeah,” Remus smiled.

 “So that’s a yes?” Sirius grinned.

 “You’re not gonna give up, anyways, are you?”

 “Nope,” Sirius assured him.

 “Yes, then.”

Sirius ran up and squeezed Remus into a hug.

Already that evening they came home with their new Husky puppy. They had chosen the one that best resembled them both. Wolf-like with mostly dark fur. It also had one grey eye like Sirius, and one green like Remus.

 “He needs a name,” said Remus.

 “How about ‘Scabior’, that’s a really cool name,” Sirius suggested. “No, no, wait! That was the name of one of my brother’s friends.”

 “How about ‘Charm’?” said Remus.

 “Just to relieve that we’re wizards? I don’t think so,” laughed Sirius.

 “’Fluffy’, then?” asked Remus.

 “’Fluffy’,” Sirius repeated, looking almost a little nostalgic. “There is something you should know about that name, Moon Moon. See, in our second year, when Prongs and I had found out about your furry little problem, we called you ‘Fluffy’ in our operation of confirming our theory.”

 “’Fluffy’. Of all things, you called me ‘Fluffy’,” Remus laughed howlingly.

“Yeah,” Sirius smiled.

 “I actually have a serious suggestion, Sirius,” said Remus. As if anyone could be taken seriously when saying ‘serious’ and ‘Sirius’ in the same sentence. “And a good reasoning for it. Just promise me not to laugh.”

 “I can’t promise anything when it comes to that,” said Sirius. “Just spit out, will you.”

 “’Snuffles Jr.’,” said Remus, blushing slightly.

 “I like it!” said Sirius, smiling. “Snuffles is sweet! But why Jr.?”

 “Because, er…” Remus blushed deeper now. “Well… Lily and I used to kind of, well… We used to call you Snuffles when talking about you.”

 “Remus, is that true?” asked Sirius and his eyes were watering. “That is adorable!”

He leant over to kiss Remus.

 “So, Snuffles Jr. it is, then?” asked Remus.


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amnesiacbucky asked:

All the questions P.s you are dead to me

sorry for taking so long theres just so so many questions gosh darn


1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

maeve my girl

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

depends on what i want to be

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

padfoot the massive nerd who i haven’t seen in ages

4. Are you easy to get along with?


5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?


6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

good sense of humour people.

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?


8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?


9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

Nope, but it makes the people with whom i talk uncomfortable

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?



11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?


12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

.immortal - marina and the diamonds

.take me to church - hozier

. the kids aren’t alright - FOB

. no diggity(backstreet cover)

. toxic - melanie martinez

. on fire - carnada (lol 6)

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

i ike playing with other peoples hair more but yeah

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?


15. What good thing happened this summer?

a lot of stuff, but girlfriend

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?


17. Do you think there is life on other planets?


18. Do you still talk to your first crush?


19. Do you like bubble baths?

soo much 

20. Do you like your neighbors?


21. What are your bad habits?

i can be really awkward and I’m lazy

22. Where would you like to travel?

india, japan, somewhere in europe maybe

23. Do you have trust issues?


24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

i love brushing my teeth

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

nose and eyes

26. What do you do when you wake up?


27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?


28. Who are you most comfortable around?

snaps, pad foot, frosty

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

lol no

30. Do you ever want to get married?

depends on who i find

31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?


32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

natalie dormer and angelina joli

33. Spell your name with your chin.


34. Do you play sports? What sports?


35. Would you rather live without TV or music?


36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

all the times

37. What do you say during awkward silences?


38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

fun, funny, relatable, outgoing, willing to take risks, kinda impulsive, someone who gets me

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

i shop a lot from private stores online that are new. but i love american apparel even though it makes me broke

40. What do you want to do after high school?

acting, travelling

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

no not really

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

i am generally quiet but it could mean I’m thinking about something that i am unhappy about

43. Do you smile at strangers?


44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?


45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

needing to pee

46. What are you paranoid about?


47. Have you ever been high?


48. Have you ever been drunk?

eh kinda

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?


50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

it was a green bay packer hoodie, so really green

51. Ever wished you were someone else?


52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

dimensions of my face

53. Favourite makeup brand?


54. Favourite store?

the donut place near where i live

55. Favourite blog?

all of them

56. Favourite colour?

deep red

57. Favourite food? 

salami, sushi, sponge cake maybe, i love chicken salad w balsamic dressing 

58. Last thing you ate?

salami and two cheeses with two dips on one cracker

59. First thing you ate this morning?

finger bun

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

horse riding, dancing

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

nah lol

62. Been arrested? For what?

nah, lel

63. Ever been in love? 


64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

i was in the car with my friend while her mum was in he shops, she asked me if i wanted to kiss her so we went for it, it tasted like carrots

65. Are you hungry right now?


66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?


67. Facebook or Twitter?


68. Twitter or Tumblr?

i don’t have either

69. Are you watching tv right now?


70. Names of your best friend? 

pad foot, Puck, r, he has a lot of names

71. Craving something? What?


72. What colour are your towels?

a lot of different colours

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

a lot, i like pillows

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?


74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?


75. Favourite animal?

chital deer

76. What colour is your underwear?


77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

vanilla rn, it might change

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

mint choice chip

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

dress, black and white

80. What colour pants?

dress m9

81. Favourite tv show?


82. Favourite movie?

alice in wonderland by tim burton,

or spirited away

or princess mononoke

or coralaine

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?


84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

ew i hate 21 jump street

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

amanda seifried

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?


87. First person you talked to today?


88. Last person you talked to today?


89. Name a person you hate?

adam sandler

90. Name a person you love?


91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

not feeling violent rn

92. In a fight with someone?


93. How many sweatpants do you have?


94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?


95. Last movie you watched?

the secret life of walter mitty

96. Favourite actress?

natalie dormer

97. Favourite actor?

natalie dormer

98. Do you tan a lot?


99. Have any pets?


100. How are you feeling?


101. Do you type fast?


102. Do you regret anything from your past?


103. Can you spell well?


104. Do you miss anyone from your past?


105. Ever been to a bonfire party?


106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

i doubt it

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

i have multiple

108. What should you be doing?


109. Is something irritating you right now?


110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?


111. Do you have trust issues?


112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

can’t remember

113. What was your childhood nickname?


114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

so many times

115. Do you play the Wii?

love the wii

116. Are you listening to music right now?

my dad is playing bluegrass music w his friends, its a party 

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?


118. Do you like Chinese food?


119. Favourite book?

fairy tails for wilde girls

120. Are you afraid of the dark?


121. Are you mean?

when i want to be

122. Is cheating ever okay?


123. Can you keep white shoes clean?


124. Do you believe in love at first sight?


125. Do you believe in true love?

eh, i believe in someone you are really really good with

126. Are you currently bored?


127. What makes you happy?

my friends

128. Would you change your name?


129. What your zodiac sign?


130. Do you like subway?


131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

they are gay

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?


133. Favourite lyrics right now?

134. Can you count to one million?

lol probably not

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

can’t think of one

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?


137. How tall are you?

not sure, 5 7 maybe??

138. Curly or Straight hair?


139. Brunette or Blonde?


140. Summer or Winter?


141. Night or Day?


142. Favourite month?


143. Are you a vegetarian?

no but i don’t eat much meat

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?


145. Tea or Coffee?


146. Was today a good day?


147. Mars or Snickers?


148. What’s your favourite quote?

death is only the end if you assume the story is about you

149. Do you believe in ghosts?


150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? 

then it was that his lips half writhed into a snarl, and the hair of his neck and shoulders involuntarily bristled, while he half crouched for a spring, his claws spasmodically clutching the snow surface for firmer footing



Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew

Based on the book “Harry Potter” (J.K.Rowling) 

Photo: Yana Gallis

© Liltale calo a lomino |


make me choose:
padfoot-s asked: Merlin annoying Arthur or and Arthur annoying Merlin.

suddenly my life without a drawn Sirius looking at me didn’t seem full enough.

imagine how it would be like sitting next to him;) My friend said it’s like you’d be fantasying some absolutely inappropriate things including him and then you’re turning to look at him and you see this ‘I know what you just thought about’ look at his face. And then you just can’t resist.