I’m sorry but why do you have a locked door to your basement
Who does that
"MOM QUICKLY INTO THE BASEMENT THE TORNADO IS COMING!!!"
"But son, we can’t get into the basement."
"WHY THE FUCK NOT?"
"Because yOUR DUMBASS FATHER FUCKING LOCKED IT JFC I FORGOT WHY I EVEN MARRIED THAT MAN"
Meanwhile, Grisha Jaeger is safely down in the basement watching football and drinking beer completely oblivious to the massive tornado ripping his family to shreds above him on the surface