*thinks of a way to do all three*
Okay. So, did I ever tell you the story where my best friend Alissa got turned into a squirrel?
Well, I had to do a lot of travelling across nations to find a cure for squirrel-ism, and so we did a little performing to pay our way, as well as the obvious conning advantages of having a squirrel that can help you hustle. We were quite the double act!
We travelled around by road, but Alissa lived in a little squirrel house I made her which would ride shotgun next to me on our adventures. We’d sip tea every afternoon at half past 4.