Warning: soppy post alert

Okay so today’s a very amazing person’s birthday, wheytoast, and it would be criminal of me not to make a hella cute post about it. Basically, this lil dork has helped me through a lot lately and he’s my closest friend. He may be an annoying lil shit, but I love him just the same. His voice is the best thing everand he smells amazing.He somehow makes me laugh even in the darkest of times and is just super sweet and caring, I don’t think I’ve ever had the pleasure of talking to and getting to know anyone as amazing as him in my whole life. I could probably go on forever but I wont. Just wanted to express how much this lil shit means to me. Have a good day dork <3

Sex talk
  • Me:You know me so well
  • we are gonna do it under a panera bread table
  • BFF:lol how romantic haha
  • Me:yep
  • it will be magical, and special and romantic
  • and a rainbow will form above our heads
  • BFF:lol awww and unicorns will watch
  • Me:cherubs will come down to sing for us
  • BFF:lol God himself might make an appearance lmao
  • Me:it'll be so beautiful it'll turn Satan into a Good Samaritan
  • BFF:
Every time Andy and I talk about what someone's cock looks like

we come up with the same conclusion. Each time. Seriously.

We’re now talking about running some sort of thing when we live in NY where we go up to random dudes and guess what their cocks look like. We’d be rich because I totally think we’re always right.

And NaruSaku relationship was always like

Sakura: Hey, Naruto, I was always ready to put my life, my dreams and my goals on the line just to protect yours. You were the only one who understood me, changed me into a better person and made me believe in a better ending for our team… You became a hero, you saved our village and seeing you matured causes my heart go doki-doki… and my face goes blush, but NOTHING MORE THAN FRIENDSHIP, OF COURSE! CAPTAIN YAMATO AND SAI KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MY FEELINGS, though they are ANBU and probably can read people’s feelings and emotions… Besides Sai knew well when my smile was fake… Whatever! DON’T FORGET THAT I ALWAYS LOVED SASUKE AND IF YOU SOMEHOW SAW I WAS MOVING ON, IT’S JUST A RED HERRING!
Remember when I lied to you to protect you from the feel of guilt and pain? This is why I am a bitch and no good for you! So don’t get very upset :)

Naruto: And I always liked you when we were kids, I was the first who complimented your forehead, understood your pain about Sasuke, wanted to protect your smiling face, and I failed, so I blamed myself for that. I always thought I am not good enough for you, because I couldn’t keep my promise, so I tried to win your love by being the best for you, but LOL I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT LOVE, SO YOU ARE LIKE A SISTER TO ME NOW! AND IF SOMEONE THINKS THAT YOU LOOK LIKE MY MOTHER AND IT WAS A PARALLEL, IT’S JUST A RED HERRING!!
Sure, I am not upset at all! It was just ten years of crush, nothing serious, Sakura-chan! :) I think falling in love in few days is fully okay! I finally understood what true love means, and thanks to Hinata, she is a pro in love things! Btw, how do you think… Is peeping on sister okay? Whatever… I think, since Hinata is okay with living with a man who fapped on another woman the whole his life, she will be okay about that as well :)


Even though I am and want to stay your friend
I also wish I could be more – and yet, I sadly can’t
You are an unbound spirit and want to stay so, too
I can’t convince you otherwise, no matter what I do
I don’t even blame you, please, don’t get me wrong
No one knows better than you the place where you belong
It’s really more for my sake, and that drives me insane
I want to be there for you, yet I think of my own gain
Your friendship is not second place, it isn’t consolation
I really do not have a problem regarding our relation-
-ship and yet, this dream of mine, to be The One for you
I sometimes think it influences all I think and do
You are a great person, please, remember that
You’re one of the greatest friends that I have ever had
And even though this song of woe and lovesickness I sing
Your friendship I would never trade for love or anything

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