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cute summer alternative meeting AUs for your OTP

it’s that time again

  • we’re both sitting in our backyards by the pool/sunbathing when I sneeze and the you say “bless you” from the other side of the fence and I jump and swear because “holy shit you scared the hell out of me warn a guy” and we end up talking over the fence for hours and everyday for a week until we finally see each other and oh, hello you’re hot
  • you’re the hot lifeguard at the pool and I pretend to drown so you can “save me” and give me mouth to mouth but it sort of backfires because your boss realized I was faking it and now I’m banned from the pool for life but at least you walked me out and gave me your number
  • we’re both in summer school re-doing a class we failed because we didn’t pay attention enough since we both had massive crushes on each other and since we’re the only two here we finally get the courage to say something about it
  • our parents both dragged us to a remote bunch of cabins in the woods for our family vacation this year and there is absolutely no internet or phone access, but hey, I guess that means more time to make out 
  • I’m doing a road trip by myself and I stupidly ran out of gas and you’re a cop that was passing by and waits with me when I wait an hour for AAA to come bring me gas and at some point I make the stupid joke “I’d love to be arrested by you” and now you won’t let me live it down and why can’t I drive away oh god
  • my summer job is working at a coffee shop and this cutie comes in everyday so one day I finally write my number on their drink but then YOU grab the cup by accident and when you call me I don’t know how to turn you down so I end up going on a date with you but wow, actually you’re hotter and more charming than my original crush so it worked out well 
  • I get a sunburn so bad I can barely move but I have to go to the store to get aloe and you’re an employee and wince sympathetically when I go to pay for it (and when I get home I find out that you wrote your number on my receipt) 
  • my summer so far has consisted of me, watching netflix in my pjs and eating junk food so my parents make me leave the house and I run into you on the pier and we find out you’re in the same position but it’s your friends that pulled you out for a “fun day” and now we’re dating and watching netflix at each others’ houses together all day
DRESS UP TIME!

Hi everyone, how’s it goin’? So the other day someone asked me about Hogwarts houses and it led to Petunia, Larry (unbeknown to him), and I going to the costume store to get me a wizard outfit. And I got the other to to tag along ‘cause Petunia REALLY wanted to play dress up with a very confused Larry. She put him in a lot of costumes, but here are a few…

- Firstly, Petunia got Larry in a cowboy suit, ten-gallon hat and all. He said it was really itchy, so he took it off not to long after that. But Petunia really liked it though. I mean REALLY liked it. Like, “Never ever take this thing off, ever” kind of liked it.

- Next, Larry was put into a pirate outfit. I really thought it was authentic and piratey, but Petunia said it need a women’s touch to it. I think she made Larry end up looking up like a fruity pirate. And that’s saying something for a vegetable.

- Then Larry got in a bunch of different pop culture character costumes, like Darth Vader, Mickey Mouse, Winnie The Pooh, Iron Man, Captain America, the Hulk, Thor, some muppet characters, Looney Tunes characters, Game of Thrones outfits, etc. Oy…

After that it got really uncomfortable; for me at least. They got real flirty and almost sensual. (And you thought that was impossible) So on the drive to drop them off at home, I was extremely quiet. But THEY were not. I won’t tell you what sounds I heard, but they were definitely sounds no old man wants to hear from other people.

So when we got to Larry’s house, Larry carried Petunia to the house and they went inside. I tried to get their attention, but that didn’t work. Eventually I heard something, and let me tell you, there were FIREWORKS.

No literally, the were watching a movie with fireworks in it. It sounded like Lord of the Beans, but I can’t be sure. So after that I just drove home and went to bed.

Oh! And I never found a good wizard costume. There were none in my size. So it was a wash.
But not for Larry and Petunia. ;)

nocontrvl asked:

this is late but forrest and adonis for the meme thing!! :))

Adonis and Forrest
  • Who’s the messiest one: Forrest and Adonis knows this bc whenever he takes Forrest home after parties or whenever he comes over to nurse him from his hang over, he also picks up all the clothes that’s been tossed on the floor and puts away all the empty mugs and plates on his desk
  • Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA: idk bc they were kissing in the backyard and anyone could’ve walked in on them but i dont think PDA is a problem with the two of them bc they just enjoy being in each others presence and a hand hold or a quick peck isn’t a problem. neither is a full blown make out 
  • Who’s the funniest drunk: Forrest definitely bc stories about his life come pouring out and everything is funny whereas for Adonis he’s more quiet ad clingy and needs contant care
  • Who texts the most: Adonis has no sense in him?? Like he doesn’t know when to stop and he can text well into the earliest hours and it’s probably around 3AM that Forrest stops replying to his stupid texts like ‘Forrest I think there’s a banana under my bed - it’ll explain why there’s this weird… potassium smell?’ or as deep as ‘Can you imagine being around the person you love every day and not being able to touch them? But them feeling your presence and getting freaked It’s like Ghost Whisperers or something??’
  • Who has the most embarrassing taste in music: I think both of them have alright taste in music but they’re those two guys who blast NSYNC and jam out to old school Britney
  • Who reads the most: Adonis likes reading but only the books he likes, over and over again - like Harry Potter
  • Who’s better with kids: Forrest bc one time Adonis forced him to keep him company while he babysat his niece and nephews and they wouldn’t even give Adonis a look, clinging onto the boy bc ‘he has pretty blue eyes, Adonny unlike your sewer coloured ones’ 
  • Who’s the one that fixes things around the house: Forrest, mainly bc Adonis is the one who breaks them?? 
  • Who’s got the weirdest hobby: Adonis likes looking after pot plants and Forrest definitely has a pot plant given to him by Adonis for his birthday
  • Who cooks and who cleans up: Forrest cooks bc lbr I don’t think Adonis even knows how to turn on the stove or boil water

anonymous asked:

Supernatural, Destiel, and Sammy <3

001 | Send me a fandom and I will tell you my:

  • Favorite character: Sam Winchester! <3
  • Least Favorite character: Metatron. For sure.
  • 5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): Wincest, Sastiel, Denny, Sam/Jess, Sam/Benny
  • Character I find most attractive: This one’s hard. But still Sammy bb. <3
  • Character I would marry: SAM.
  • Character I would be best friends with: Kevin or Charlie
  • a random thought: I hate how I can’t put into words how much I hate and love this show.
  • An unpopular opinion: Sam Saved the World? A lot of bitter Sam girl stuff, really.
  • my canon OTP: Wincest (Canon in the soulmate way) or if this will give me too much flack, Sam/Jess
  • Non-canon OTP: Wincest. Heh.
  • most badass character: I really love Sam. But for this one, I will say Dean, just to change it up a bit. Heh.
  • pairing I am not a fan of: Destiel
  • character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): Kevin.</3
  • favourite friendship: Sam/Charlie <3
  • character I want to adopt or be adopted by: Jody Mills! <3

002 | send me a ship and I will tell you: (I have said that I don’t ship this so you won’t like my answers, bb)

  • when of if I started shipping it: I do not.
  • my thoughts: I see it’a thing, but I don’t really have any feelings towards it.
  • What makes me happy about them: It doesn’t?
  • What makes me sad about them:  Nothing?
  • things done in fanfic that annoys me: I don’t read any Destiel fanfics?
  • things I look for in fanfic: I don’t.
  • My kinks: Nada.
  • Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: Sam Winchester.
  • My happily ever after for them: This isn’t my ship so idk.
  • who is the big spoon/little spoon: ~le shrug~
  • what is their favorite non-sexual activity: Dude, idk.

003 | Give me a character & I will tell you

  • How I feel about this character: WORDS ARE HARD TO USE.
  • All the people I ship romantically with this character: DEAN. DEAN. DEAN. DEAN. Sometimes Cas, Benny, and Jess.
  • My non-romantic OTP for this character: Sam/Charlie!
  • My unpopular opinion about this character: He doesn’t deserve all the hate he gets.
  • One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: THE SAMULET. I WISH HE COULD SEE THE ACTUAL SAMULET AGAIN. Or time off. Or I don’t know, A DOG.
  • my het ship: Sam/Jess
  • my fem/slash ship: WINCEST FOR LIFE
  • my OTP: WINCEST FOR LIFE TIMES INFINITY
  • my OT3: Wincestiel ;)
  • my cross over ship: Sam/Hermione friendship :)
  • my kink: THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH KINKS. Loljk. But they are a lot :))
  • a head cannon fact: Sam used a very coordinated and organized planner in Standford. It’s also filled with random notes that he/Jess/other friends had written. :)
  • my gender bend: I saw a post of all the gender bends they would want for Supernatural. I liked that one. But I can’t remember who it’s was for Sam. But whoever that was, I’d like that one. :)

Send me something :)