facts about the nerd in charge of this blog: 

  • flaps hands wildly when watching something tense/exciting
  • huge obsession with minecraft mountains
  • never early enough
  • must dump out all MnMs and organize them by color and amount
  • occasionally drops/knocks over things, instantly produces high-pitched distress call to alert nearby more competent adult figure.
RVB fandom Guide to Sad Phrases:
  1. I forget you
  2. Goodbye
  3. Freckles Shake
  4. I have a headache
  5. Yes, Chairman
  6. [insert 15 shots to the throat]
  7. I would prefer to stay with York
  8. Thats what makes us human
  9. Reggie
  10. What are you gona do? Shoot m-
  11. Nice throw, Tucker
  12. it’s pretty obvious you’re not very popular and if I’m gonna make any progress here at all I can’t be directly associated with you. I’m sure you understand”
10 day creature challenge:
↳ day 1: your favorite creature » uberhaxornova

My lips are super chapped right now. This never happens. My lips look like a dog’s asshole.

The Car Scene
  • Red:Never do that again.
  • Liz:You're welcome.
  • Red:I'm serious, you can- never do that again. Promise me.
  • Liz:We took down dozens of wanted criminals, recovered millions of dollars in stolen property, and saved innocent lives.
  • Red:I'm not talking about that.
  • Liz:... You, you're talking about you.
  • Red:*silence*
  • Liz:Wow, you are so damaged. You can't accept help from anyone. Has anyone ever helped you? ... Is that why you are the way you are, because you don't feel deserving of it? Is that why you can't be vulnerable for a second?
  • Red:*silence + heavy stare*
  • Liz:I risked my life for you because I care about you.
  • Liz:Deal with THAT.
  • Liz:And when someone does something nice you're supposed to say "Thank You".
  • Red:Thank you.
  • Liz:You're welcome.
  • *cute adorable moment*
  • Red:... But never do it again.
  • Liz:*moment ruined*