Hoe Hoe Hoe
“So basically, what you’re telling me is,” Niall says, exasperated. “Is that we have a high Louis in a slutty Mrs Claus outfit, a fucking holiday themed stripper instead of a mall Santa, and a mob of Manhattan rich brats who want to slaughter us?”
“Pretty much,” Harry says calmly. Niall looks ready to burst, but the stripper seems to come up with a solution. “Why don’t Louis and I go out back to the storage room and see if we can find me a proper suit, yes?” he says, eyes trailing down to the furry hem of Louis’ dress, practically salivating at the sight of Louis’ evenly tanned legs as the smaller man tries desperately to keep them from knocking together
or the Christmas one where Niall accidentally hires a stripper to be a mall Santa and said stripper fucks Mrs Claus who happens to be Louis Tomlinson in the storage room five minutes after they meet.
This was just great