Mrs. Oregano Quits the Army & Goes Into Sales
Mrs. Oregano was stationed in Bahrain when she realized her true calling. “Oh, dear,” Mrs. Oregano commented, when destiny finally revealed itself on September’s first breezes. You see, Mrs. Oregano had a husband & three savory children to support back at home, and, how was this going to affect them? Fortunately, Mrs. Oregano’s true calling & your boutique’s pre-autumnal rush are soon to coalesce in what the apple twisters call Boutique Destiny. Now, you may be wondering how a thing as non-variable as destiny can really be boutique. But that’s where the ancient wisdom of the agroccultists will serve you well. “Rub your shelves with the oil from an olive tree three thousand years old on the twelfth hour of every Tuesday” they’ll tell you and Mrs. Oregeno, and other stuff of that nature. And if you follow their ways, then this season is sure to be a feast of Boutique Destiny.