orc go to bed

If you do it just right, he starts making all of his sounds differently, twisted into different shapes and stretched out long. When asked, he tells you that he’s speaking in a different dialect of human, one picked up directly from the gods of aggressive patriotism and hoofbeast raising. He tells you that if his condition escalates, he may begin voicing restrictive opinions on female rights and wearing unusual hats. It’s at this point that you tell him that you think everything he just said was horseshit. He does not opt to continue the conversation.
—  seriously though i am the best at davekat

so our football team is called the broncos

and the camera for the football game just showed a guy in the stands wearing a horse mask

halfway through the shot he shook his head like he was whinnying