Top five quotes from my (French) students’ essays about the US:
"I want to live in the US because I like rap, however the US doesn’t like tupac. I know this because Tupac is dead."
"I don’t want to live in the USA when I’m old. The USA is a third-world country, like Mordor!!"
"In the US no one likes people like me. If I go to the US I will only buy cheap postcard."
"America looks good in Avengers. But only in Avengers."
"My father told me they forbid some type of cheese in the US. It is obvious americans live in another century. I call this century the terrible century."