anonymous said:

thalianca fake dating because you love thalianca and EVERY PAIRING NEEDS FAKE DATING

YES thalianca fake dating where thalia needs a date to this big family dinner thing bc zeus is Terrible and zeus + juno is eVEN WORSE so she begs thalia to come w/ her this “one time” but then next week aphrodite is getting remarried so she needs another date to the wedding and then after tHAT is jason’s 16th birthday party and every time something happens thalia swears it’s the last time and bianca is like “okay” but on the inside she’s freaking out bc she’s had a huge crush on thalia for the past like 3 years ever since she joined the archery team and thalia’s brother became best friends w/ nico

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It is 2015 and the streets are lined with dirt and the people are starving. The city is surrounded by 3 walls, walls that the government claim keep them safe. Shrouded in corruption and secrecy, the government is rumored to be spending the people’s taxes on endless wars outside the walls. People are hungry and scared, but no one knows what is going on or what to do. 

Former soldiers of the corrupt military have broken off to form their own underground military. These rebels are known to be skilled in hand to hand combat and parkour, getting around the tightly guarded streets by scaling walls and roofs with unknown equipment.

Currently, they are investigating the government’s top secret project, known only as ‘Project Titan’. All they know is that humans are being experimented on in an attempt to create new weapons of war. While information is limited, they have managed to obtain a former test subject:

- -EREN JAEGER- -

…make me smile…?

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"All tunnels lead deeper underground and some of them are flooded with saltwater so it will be a fight all the way, but if you listen closely, you can hear the ocean is calm on the other end."

Just don’t let the fire die.

This prompt spoke to me.

How about a DP fanfic based on that one episode of Buffy where everyone loses their memory and in trying to figure out who they are in relation to each other they just get everything so wrong

Could be caused by a new random ghost or Desiree and a misguided wish but like Danny, Sam, Tuck, Valerie, Dash, Kwan, Star and Paulina get stuck in a room together (detention room, empty library during group project etc) with no memory of themselves or each other and just sit there trying to figure it out (they can’t call anyone because they can’t remember their iPhone passwords)

But certain things may have happened before the memory loss bullshit to throw a wrench into the situation and make things a tad more difficult

Such as Star forgetting her jacket and Dash lending her the old one he accidentally packed that was too small for him, one that has his name on the back of it, so everyone thinks Star’s name is Dash

and then Paulina realises she has a heart shaped necklace on with Dash’s name in it, so the next thought is wAIT ARE WE DATING? I DON’T FEEL LIKE I LIKE GIRLS at which Star/Dash gets very upset DOES THIS MEAN YOU’VE BEEN STRINGING ME ALONG THIS WHOLE TIME… HOWEVER LONG IT’S BEEN BECAUSE I SURE FEEL LIKE I LIKE GIRLS AND MAYBE YOU A LITTLE BIT

Danny, Sam and Tuck all discover they have a small D symbol tattooed on their bodies somewhere, new tattoos since they still itch and sting a little, and this weirds them out a bit like DO ALL OF OUR NAMES START WITH D OR ARE WE PART OF SOME WEIRD CULT WHAT THE FUCK

and then everyone assumes Star and Dash are siblings because blonde hair and the lock screen of Star’s phone has a photo of the three of them in it

Valerie is SEVERELY FREAKED OUT BY THE WEAPONS IN HER SCHOOL BAG LIKE HOLY SHIT PLEASE TELL ME THIS BAG DOESN’T REALLY BELONG TO ME WHY WOULD I HAVE GUNS AM I A CRIMINAL I DON’T FEEL LIKE A CRIMINAL everyone kinda shifts away from her after that

and Danny had been carrying Tucker’s bag around for him before the memory blank so they don’t know whose bag belongs to who but one of them is full of a lot of expensive looking tech so neither one really wants to give it up because this shit looks fun how do we use it

And then Kwan discovers he’s carrying a bat shaped bag that probably belongs to the girl wearing the bat shaped earrings and the skull necklace, and since he doesn’t remember having stolen it from her as a joke he immediately thinks he was carrying it because he’s her boyfriend

Sam does not approve of this new theory and does not enjoy Kwan’s lack of respect for personal space, though she is glad to have such cool taste in backpacks

Tucker feels left out and starts hitting on Danny, Dash and Valerie simultaneously because hey no harm in trying, Danny just laughs at him, it makes Valerie feel uncomfortable but Dash doesn’t seem to have much of a problem with it and in fact kinda blushes a little bit

sometimes my friends would just catch me staring blankly into space when not talking to anyone and they’d ask what’s wrong and I just “Oh nothing, I’m just thinking about things…”

title: the art of catfishing
pairing: blaine/ryder. and blaine/sam being bros.
word count: 6000.
rating: pg.
summary: ryder’s being catfished. sam and blaine just want to help him out. it’s never that easy, though.

Thankfully, Sam’s observant.

Blaine doesn’t really know anything’s going on until, after school, Sam comes up to his locker and leans in close. “Ready for another Blam secret mission?” he asks, which gives Blaine a little thrill, and not just because he can smell Sam’s chapstick from only a few inches away. He is always ready for another Blam secret mission.

“Hit me,” Blaine says.

Sam straightens and looks at him very seriously. “Ryder,” he says, “is being catfished.”

on AO3!

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