or weird or anything else

Taking a stoney sick day

Fill my inbox with
-questions
-stories
-comments
-snide remarks
-positive remarks
-weird anon shit
-anything else you can think of, you’re smarter than me.

…make me smile…?

It’s really hard to find out what your orientation is when you’re only attracted to anime characters.

2

RTD ERA: 3 quotes

→ “i believe in her” (2/3)

very messy, very cell-phone-photo quality, just felt like cross-posting from my twitter.

sometime in either the 90s when a photo would require a noisy film camera or in the early 2000s when cell phone cameras existed but they would make a loud noise and wake M up hahh/////

Just don’t let the fire die.

6

"All tunnels lead deeper underground and some of them are flooded with saltwater so it will be a fight all the way, but if you listen closely, you can hear the ocean is calm on the other end."

How about a DP fanfic based on that one episode of Buffy where everyone loses their memory and in trying to figure out who they are in relation to each other they just get everything so wrong

Could be caused by a new random ghost or Desiree and a misguided wish but like Danny, Sam, Tuck, Valerie, Dash, Kwan, Star and Paulina get stuck in a room together (detention room, empty library during group project etc) with no memory of themselves or each other and just sit there trying to figure it out (they can’t call anyone because they can’t remember their iPhone passwords)

But certain things may have happened before the memory loss bullshit to throw a wrench into the situation and make things a tad more difficult

Such as Star forgetting her jacket and Dash lending her the old one he accidentally packed that was too small for him, one that has his name on the back of it, so everyone thinks Star’s name is Dash

and then Paulina realises she has a heart shaped necklace on with Dash’s name in it, so the next thought is wAIT ARE WE DATING? I DON’T FEEL LIKE I LIKE GIRLS at which Star/Dash gets very upset DOES THIS MEAN YOU’VE BEEN STRINGING ME ALONG THIS WHOLE TIME… HOWEVER LONG IT’S BEEN BECAUSE I SURE FEEL LIKE I LIKE GIRLS AND MAYBE YOU A LITTLE BIT

Danny, Sam and Tuck all discover they have a small D symbol tattooed on their bodies somewhere, new tattoos since they still itch and sting a little, and this weirds them out a bit like DO ALL OF OUR NAMES START WITH D OR ARE WE PART OF SOME WEIRD CULT WHAT THE FUCK

and then everyone assumes Star and Dash are siblings because blonde hair and the lock screen of Star’s phone has a photo of the three of them in it

Valerie is SEVERELY FREAKED OUT BY THE WEAPONS IN HER SCHOOL BAG LIKE HOLY SHIT PLEASE TELL ME THIS BAG DOESN’T REALLY BELONG TO ME WHY WOULD I HAVE GUNS AM I A CRIMINAL I DON’T FEEL LIKE A CRIMINAL everyone kinda shifts away from her after that

and Danny had been carrying Tucker’s bag around for him before the memory blank so they don’t know whose bag belongs to who but one of them is full of a lot of expensive looking tech so neither one really wants to give it up because this shit looks fun how do we use it

And then Kwan discovers he’s carrying a bat shaped bag that probably belongs to the girl wearing the bat shaped earrings and the skull necklace, and since he doesn’t remember having stolen it from her as a joke he immediately thinks he was carrying it because he’s her boyfriend

Sam does not approve of this new theory and does not enjoy Kwan’s lack of respect for personal space, though she is glad to have such cool taste in backpacks

Tucker feels left out and starts hitting on Danny, Dash and Valerie simultaneously because hey no harm in trying, Danny just laughs at him, it makes Valerie feel uncomfortable but Dash doesn’t seem to have much of a problem with it and in fact kinda blushes a little bit

title: the art of catfishing
pairing: blaine/ryder. and blaine/sam being bros.
word count: 6000.
rating: pg.
summary: ryder’s being catfished. sam and blaine just want to help him out. it’s never that easy, though.

Thankfully, Sam’s observant.

Blaine doesn’t really know anything’s going on until, after school, Sam comes up to his locker and leans in close. “Ready for another Blam secret mission?” he asks, which gives Blaine a little thrill, and not just because he can smell Sam’s chapstick from only a few inches away. He is always ready for another Blam secret mission.

“Hit me,” Blaine says.

Sam straightens and looks at him very seriously. “Ryder,” he says, “is being catfished.”

on AO3!

Tonight
I spent 3 hours alone
drinking at a bar with a boy I told
I could never love the same way
he loved me.
And on the way home
I spent the entire ride
with my hand out the window in the rain
until I felt the icicles inside in my palm
and when I licked the clean water from my fingertips at stoplights

And I laughed and laughed and laughed

I am free
I am sorry
but I am free.
— 

I wish this wasn’t autobiographical ((EKC))