- Aaawww sweety are you lost?

} no Miss, My Master said he was just going to get a coffee and he’d be right back for his asumi.

- ah is this your Master?

} Oh my! What has happened to Master? He looks all blank like asumi when she’s being trained.

- oh you are just too cute! Yes sweety, your master is currently in the last stages of his initiation.

} initiation? asumi doesn’t understand Miss?

- Well sweety, your master has been talking to Me online for a few months now, mainly discussing you and I showed him how to train you more deeply, he just didn’t realise I was showing him by doing the same to him.

} ooooOooohh that’s naughty Miss!

- Yes it is sweety but you know what’s naughtier?

} what Miss?

- It’s time for you to Obey.

} ooooOOoooooooohhh I obey you Mistress

- *chuckles* that sounded nice in stereo. Now come on both of you, back to My house before people wonder why a beautiful maid and suited man are kneeling and drooling before Me.

} Yes Mistress

"The Dictionary Man reaches behind him, grabs another dictionary, and shows the Paper Man a specimen of perfect dictionary usability. It’s exactly the sort of thing you’d never notice unless you lived and breathed dictionaries. Here, you try turning these pages, says the Dictionary Man. The Paper Man does so and responds with an, Oooooooooooooohhh, as if part of the matrix has been unzipped before him. He then apologizes and yells, WE WILL TRY HARDER while bowing deeply."

Hmmm, it doesn’t stick to the fingers enough, says the Dictionary Man as he thumbs the dummy book the Paper Man brought with him. Oh, is that so? asks the Paper Man. Yes, look here — perfect dictionary paper sticks to the fingers but doesn’t stick to the other pages. This paper doesn’t adhere properly to my fingers. The Dictionary Man reaches behind him, grabs another dictionary, and shows the Paper Man a specimen of perfect dictionary usability. It’s exactly the sort of thing you’d never notice unless you lived and breathed dictionaries. Here, you try turning these pages, says the Dictionary Man. The Paper Man does so and responds with an, Oooooooooooooohhh, as if part of the matrix has been unzipped before him. He then apologizes and yells, WE WILL TRY HARDER while bowing deeply.
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"The Dictionary Man reaches behind him, grabs another dictionary, and shows the Paper Man a specimen of perfect dictionary usability. It’s exactly the sort of thing you’d never notice unless you lived and breathed dictionaries. Here, you try turning these pages, says the Dictionary Man. The Paper Man does so and responds with an, Oooooooooooooohhh, as if part of the matrix has been unzipped before him. He then apologizes and yells, WE WILL TRY HARDER while bowing deeply."



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