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I can’t stop laughing


You watched from the bed, your body tucked right under the duvet, watching as Harry rummaged through his underwear drawer. His hair was dripping wet, water droplets dripping down his bare back and glistening under the light coming from the lamp beside your side of the bed. He was humming lightly under his breath, his hips swaying from side to side, a bubble of laughter coming from your lips.

"Shake those hips, babe" You giggled, as he turned around and widened his eyes. "You look like a deer caught in the headlights, Harry. Blink, man!" You giggled, leaning up on your elbows. The duvet falling from where it was covering your chest. His old, light brown jumper was loose around your torso, and the sleeves covering your hands. 

"I thought you were sleeping. You deceived me, missy. That’s not cool at all" He chuckled, as he pulled a pair of loose, black boxers from the drawer. "Why aren’t you asleep? It’s nearly 1 in the morning.." 

You sighed, heavily. Your eyes darting to the curtain covered window, the faint light of the street light shining through the thin material. “I was asleep, but when you came back, I woke up. I didn’t want to alarm you, so I just watched you. Creepy, I know. I’m also hungry” You grinned, as you watched him shake his head. A laugh escaping his lips.

"Hungry, hmm? And what would you like a 1 o’clock in the morning? Some marshmallows and hot chocolate? Some chocolate?" Harry smiled, as he slid his black boxers up his legs. He threw the towel in the corner of the room, his feet padding across the carpeted floor, his body sitting down on his side of the bed, grabbing his Green Bay Packers hoodie and chucking it over his head. The hood settling over his wet hair.

"I want McDonalds. I really fancy some chicken nuggets" You smiled, as his eyes closed. His lips turning into a smirk.

"Really? You want me to drive to a McDonalds, and get you nuggets? At 1 o’clock in the morning? You know how crazy that is going to make me look. Babe, can’t you wait till tomorrow? I’ll take you for a McDonalds breakfast" He suggested, as he picked his grey Packers sweatpants up. 

You crawled over to him, placing your legs around his waist, your arms patting at his belly from behind. You placed your cheek between his shoulder blades, your eyes closing, the smell of his faint cologne intoxicating your nose. 

"Please, H? We can go out for a late night snack? I fancy a McFlurry too" You smiled, watching as he pulled his hair up into a bun. Small water droplets hitting the top of your head. "I will love you forever and ever, and ever, and ever! Harry, please?" You begged, the feeling of his hands curling around your ankles making you giggle.

He sighed softly, a chuckle leaving his lips soon after. You’d gotten him on board. 

"Fine. Fine. Let’s go then!”

* * 

The service place was empty, merely filled with workers who were having a really late evening, or travelling places in the early hours. Families who were travelling abroad had popped in for a meal before making the long trek to Heathrow, or Gatwick, depending on where they were travelling. Small children were running around, giggling and laughing, with sleepy parents following them out the doors.

"Ya’know.. This reminds me of when we went to Greece that one time. When we took that really early morning flight, and ended up being late because you wanted a bloody McFlurry from this very service place" Harry chuckled, the sound of his trainers squeaking on the floor. "We had to wait for a flight available for us to get on" He smirked, his fingers lacing with yours and giving your hand a tight squeeze. 

"Ahem… You wanted to buy a burger as well. And, I recall you getting stuck in the toilet right over there," you laughed, pointing to the male toilets in the corner of the building, "and that is what made us late. You had to climb over the top of the cubicle, and that took you ages" You grinned, as you reached the opening for McDonalds. 

He blushed pink, as he looked up at the menu. The sounds of the clinking metal and the machine pouring drinks filled the small kitchen at the back. The sound of chatter was heard lightly by the cashiers, as they looked to Harry. The lips curved into a grin as he stepped over. 

"Hello, Harry. What can we get for you?" A young girl asked, as her eyes widened and her lips parted in a grin. Her hand running through her hair as she stared at him, as he looked back to you. He extended his arm, fanning his fingers out as he beckoned you to come and stand beside him. The offer you took happily, standing beside him and wrapping your arm around his torso. 

"I think… We’ll just get the 20 chicken nugget meal, with two large fries. And two cokes. Oh, and a Galaxy Ripple McFlurry for my lady. She’s been after one for ages" He chuckled, as you gave his hip a soft squeeze. "I’m going to have a Dairy Milk McFlurry as well" He smiled, as he slipped his wallet from his hoodie pocket. Sliding his card out of it’s little slot inside the leather case. 

"Good choice. The nuggets are good" The young girl smiled, as she turned the card machine around, smiling at him. "That comes to 10.50" She smiled, as Harry slid his card into the slot of the machine. 

"I’m going to find a seat, H. I can come back over to help you carry some stuff if you want me too" You smiled, as he turned his head, his lips pressing to your head. "I need a sit down.." You giggled, patting at the dip of his back. Above the waistband of his sweatpants, and above his bum. 

"Alright, love. I’ll be over in a second.."

* *

"You are probably the only boyfriend who comes out at this time of the morning to buy me a McDonalds. You are a keeper, Styles" You grinned, as you wrapped your lips around the plastic spoon, filled with ice-cream. The Galaxy caramel sticking to your lips. "My friends sit there, and say you need to keep him, but I always told them if you were meant to be my boyfriend, then we would be together for years. I know see what they mean. You are a keeper" You grinned, as you pushed the empty McFlurry pot away from you. Placing it on the tray resting on the table. 

"Oh really now? I’m a keeper, huh?" He grinned, the feeling of your head falling to his chest making him feel warm and fuzzy. "My mum keeps telling me to keep you for as long as possible. That’s why I’m trying to make you the happiest girl in the world. Because, I want you to stay for as long as possible" He smiled, as he held his spoon to your lips. Smiling as you wrapped your lips around the ice-cream and slid it off of the curve in your mouth. "I love you, missy. I really do. You’re the only girl I’d do this with, you know? I wouldn’t ever dream of doing this with anyone else.." He smiled, as he placed his arm over your shoulder. Pulling you into his side. 

"Doing what with anyone else? Coming to McDonalds at nearing 2 o’clock in the morning?" You giggled, placing a hand on his thigh.

"Having a cuddle in McDonalds at nearly 2 o’clock in the morning. I mean, I’ve never done this with anyone else. And I’m glad to be doing it with you. Ya’know that?" He smiled, his nose nuzzling into your hair. The smell of your shampoo giving him a fuzzy feeling in his chest.

"Well… I’m glad you decided to bring me. You could be asleep right now, yet you decide to sit with me in McDonalds. Eating junk food at 2 in the morning. You are a keeper, Styles. And I love you, loads…" You whispered, looking up at him, pressing your cold and ice-cream coated lips to his warm ones.

He was definitely a keeper. And you couldn’t wait for more late night McDonalds trips with him. 

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I’m bored. Here’s a bunch of attractive men for you.

40 - Hayden Christensen

39 - Jesse Williams

38 - Tom Hiddleston

37 - Taylor Kitsch

36 - Michael Ealy

35 - Jaime Dornan

34 - James Maslow

33 - Sam Claflin

32 - Avan Jogia

31 - Joseph Morgan

30 - Chris Pratt

29 - James Franco

28 - Garrett Hedlund

27 - Niall Horan

26 - Adam Gallagher

25 - Jude Law

24 - Liam Payne

23 - Tyler Joseph

22 - Logan Lerman

21 - Aaron Taylor-Johnson

20 - Heath Ledger

19 - Ben Barnes

18 - Jackson Rathbone

17 - David Henrie

16 - Finn and Jack Harries 

15 - Logan Marshall-Green

14 - Harry Styles

13 - Lance Gross

12 - Paul Walker

11 - Louis Tomlinson

10 - Chris Evans

9 - Jared Padalecki

8 - Ian Somerhalder

7 - Dylan O’Brien

6 - Jensen Ackles

5 - Colton Haynes

4 - Evan Peters

3 - Joseph Gordon-Levitt

2 - Henry Cavill

1 - Zayn Malik