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Animal Footprint Sandals

Convert your lame human foot prints into some cool animal foot prints with these unique sandals. These animal footprint sandals are a great gift for kids who love animals but also can be quite useful for criminals looking to evade trackers.

$31.07

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Credit Card Sized Toolkit

This pocket size toolkit is as thin as a credit card so it can easily fit in your wallet. Aside from being as thin as a credit card, this toolkit includes a knife, compass, magnification lens, tweezers, screwdriver, bottle opener, and a toothpick!

$17.19

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Dick Towel

Dry yourself off with a towel that leaves nothing to the imagination with the dick towel. Each towel is reversible, with a big dick on one side, a small dick on the other. These hilarious dick towels are the officially licensed product from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

$26.00

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