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Hmmm, well that seems to be the last of the customers… 

*notices the door is open*

Oh darn, somebody left the door open. 

*a butterfly suddenly flies in at the exact moment Oliver notices the door is open*

Oh, a butterfly!

Preeeetttyyyy…

*the butterfly flies really close to Oliver for just a second*

Woah, hey there litlle fellah. What are you up to?

Would you like some coffee?

Wow, it’s kinda empty for a holiday weekend. You wanna do something to pass the time?

Checkers? You really think you can beat me?

*5 minutes later*

H-H-How is this possible???

There’s no way you could have won fair and square, you must have cheated

So I am a child with access to MS Paint…..

ANYWAYS!! 1000 FOLLOWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!

THIS IS THE THING I WAS TALKING ABOUT!!!!

Since I can’t really do much else, if this post gets 50 notes, I will buy a speedo, and post a picture of me wearing it at the beach

so yeah this is the thing I was so nervous about. Doing it at a suggestion cause I didn’t know what to do. Kind of a dare kinda

also feel free to reblog cause that’s really the only way this post has any chance of getting there I guess ^__^”

only-zhule asked:

Can i use you as a pillow? like in a nonsexual way, just figure your fluffiness would make for good head rest potential. i can offer payment in cookies

Go ahead! I’ve been told that I am strangely comfortable for a person. 

And I love cookies! Will gladly take the cookies!