old-memes

The signs as old people:

Aries: the old man always telling stories about when they were the star of their high school/college sports team/in the war; always wears a military hat or holding a sports ball

Taurus: the kindly grandmother who constantly bakes and everything is delicious, but also needlepoints cushions with cuss words on them

Gemini: the old man and his best friend for decades who are always telling jokes and making fun of everyone else; makes up lots of wildly exaggerated “when I was YOUR age” stories that obviously never happened just to annoy Scorpio and confuse the kids

Cancer: the grandma who begs you to stay just a little longer; she’ll bake you more cookies, pour you more tea or lemonade, crochet you another blanket…and calls constantly

Leo: J.K. Rowling’s relative that Gilderoy Lockhart was based on

Virgo: the lady always cleaning and asking about your problems, then giving really good advice

Libra: the woman who speaks often and fondly of her many ex- and late husbands; shows you pictures of when they were younger and he was “quite the lady killer” and she was “where you got your good looks from”

Scorpio: the guy always saying “when I was YOUR age” and “back in MY day” even though things really weren’t that different; every story they tell has a moral about suffering

Sagittarius: the crazy uncle who gets drunk at every social gathering and takes his shirt off and makes loud, inappropriate comments and jokes, but no matter how much everyone always complains about him, they always invite him anyway (and retell his stories fondly)

Capricorn: laments the business they could’ve started and how dare that new, young CEO have forced them to retire after they worked for that company for 40 years; maybe they’ll start their own company now, that’d show ‘em…

Aquarius: talks for hours about how kids these days don’t know the MEANING of the word ‘protest’. Back in their day, they hiked cross-country with their picket signs, chanting until their voices grew hoarse and their feet were black and blue; never giving up; standing outside the capitol in heat, wind, rain or snow; doing whatever drugs they wanted and having lots of sex and burning bras and CHANGING THINGS and…but their stories are actually interesting, so you still listen

Pisces: is so happy you came to visit that they’ll talk about whatever you want, do whatever you want, and always look a little sad when you say goodbye but try to smile and wave anyhow

Improvement comparisons are bittersweet. You’re relieved and at the same time you’re like wow I can’t believe I ever thought that that first one was acceptable.

I thought I’d compare because they’re similar pictures, especially those Enjolrarses…Enjolri… seems I still carry over certain habits/things. Hair for both has gotten bushier over time though, as it should be.

I want to say how much ditching mechanical pencils for Col-Erase pencils has helped my work look a lot better as well. Sometimes drawing tools make a world of difference and mechanical pencils are actually pretty terrible at getting a soft look. (And yea the mormons were done in colored pencil, as shown here. I just liked the final in greyscale.)

#dragonnest This is a very silly thing I couldn’t resist posting, it’s based on an old deviantart meme called “x grab my y” or something like that. XD Our saint Kopenych is a very cheerful person and at the same time our guild’s personal Velskud, who’s armor set makes him actually look like a sadistic maniac in my opinion XD He is also one of the several people in our guild who owns almost complete BDN set, so he is the most prepared (and excited) for the HBDN even though we didn’t even beat BDN yet.

I CAN HAS OLD MEMES? - a playlist for the inexplicable breakdown of linear time in the blogosphere

The Hampster Dance Song Hampton the Hampster / The Mysterious Ticking Noise / Neil Cicierega / Dragostea Din Tei O-Zone / Never Gonna Give You Up Rick Astley / Caramelldansen (Speedycake Remix) Caramell / They’re Taking the Hobbits to Isengard Erwin Beekveld / Everybody To The Limit Strongbad / Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya! daniwellP

the signs as memes

Aries: madden giferator
Taurus: DISHONOR ON YOU! DISHONOR ON YOUR FAMILY! DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!!
Gemini: (◕‿◕✿)
Cancer: everything is x and nothing hurts
Leo: eat my entire ass
Virgo: [hacker voice] i’m in
Libra: pepe the frog
Scorpio: the entire script of ‘my immortal’
Sagittarius: actual cannibal shia labeouf
Capricorn: skeleton war
Aquarius: “bitch i might be”
Pisces: wake me up inside [can’t wake up]

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I still have absolutely no idea what the context is behind this video, but it’s STILL one of the funniest damn things I’ve ever seen for some reason.

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u wanna talk old memes welcome to fuckin 2007 mother fuckers