Merrrwood's Cow Explanation

Dani and I are coming up with our own “2 cows” posts pertinent to our university.

Architecture: You have 2 cows. You must use their corpses to create different types of space, using only an exacto-knife and Sobo.

Marywood U: You have 2 cows. Just kidding, they’re actually squirrels.

Chartwells: You have 2 cows and neither of them are real meat.

The LAC: You have 2 cows. They both die from heat stroke.

Regina Hall: You have 2 cows, but still no one wants to live there. 

Madonna Hall: You have 2 cows and everyone wants to be them.

Commuters: You have 2 cows but no parking spot.

Library: You have 2 cows that can’t find the exit to the circle.

Freshman Parking: You have 2 cows, but they’re all the way in East Bumblefuck.

LAX Bros: You have 2 cows but you still have to get up at 5 am with the rest of the herd for practice.

Post Office: You have 2 cows but they can’t get out because the door won’t open.

Dean Hunt: You have 2 cows and you let them do your grading for you.

Professor Eckler: You have 2 cows, and you make sure everyone knows how great they are.

Late Night: You have 2 cows and they’ve been sitting under a lamp for 5 hours.

Mellow Center (gym): You have 2 cows and they’re both sweating like pigs.

RAs: You have 2 cows, along with the rest of the residents.

Chapel: You have 2 cows, and that’s the extent of your congregation.

International Club: You have 2 cows, and they were both made in China.

Taylor Ave: You have 2 cows, and a drinking problem.

Nutrition Majors: You have 2 cows and refuse to eat them.

Freshman: You have 2 cows and you care more abut them than people care about you.

Sophomores: You have 2 cows and you’re starting to not give a shit.

Juniors: You have 2 cows and you’re too busy to feed them.

Seniors: You have 2 cows and no fucks are given.

Graduates: You had 2 cows but you had to sell them to pay ff your student loans.

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Found time during finals week to make this! Enjoy!

ATTENTION MARYWOOD STUDENTS:

THE ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY FOR THE OHMERRRWOOD.TUMBLR BLOG IS SATURDAY APRIL 27TH. PLEASE MESSAGE ME YOUR IDEAS FOR TOPICS TO COVER THIS WEEK AND FEEL FREE TO SUBMIT GIF FILES ALONG WITH THEM. I WILL CREDIT MY FOLLOWERS’ BLOG IF THEY WOULD LIKE. ALSO I AM ANSWERING ALL THE QUESTIONS THIS WEEK. THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT GUYS.

P.S. GET READY FOR FINALS WEEK!

ATTENTION MARYWOOD STUDENTS:

It’s that time of the year where we are all on edge. IT’S UNDERSTANDABLE! We all have finals this week. But guess what? YOU CAN DO IT! Put your time and effort into studying and while on breaks run and get some coffee and just take a second to breathe. Relax, you can do this. I believe in you. TO SUPPORT MY MARYWOOD COMMUNITY, I WILL BE POSTING OHMERRRWOOD GIFS ALL WEEK! So if you are about to give up on studying or just need a break, take a sec to check out ohmerrrwood’s tumblr. I’ll do my best to put a smile on your hard-working face. Message me with topics you’d like me to cover. Add your name and i’ll include a credit tag. Good luck and have great week!

~ohmerrrwood

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