THERE’S A PARTY IN EDIE’S BUTTHOLE…ALL NIGHT LONG.
Went to Alexa’s today and officially met all her dogs and her family. To be honest, I was quite horrified at first. Edie was so fat! The fact that she was a pure pit bull, too, scared me. After a while though, I became placid. They were licking, sniffing, jumping on me. I calmly started petting all of them. I think I may have grown over my fear of big dogs. LOL (:
The truffle making was a disaster at first. Alexa was becoming an angry baker. LOL just like how she’s an angry artist. Then eventually everything finally fell together fine. Stormy (Alexa’s baby dog) was putting her butt in Edie’s face..etc.
On the way home, Gabby’s mom announced she had to pee for like an hour already. So we’re like okay just stop at the gas station. While driving…”oh lawd JEEZUS I’m gonna wet my pants!!! I feel like I’m stuck!” LOL. We arrived and turns out the restroom didn’t work, so we drove to Burger King. She came out of the restroom telling the employee to fix the toilet because it’s full of poop. LOL in the car we asked her if she actually used the toilet. She was like, -mexican accent-“yah I had to hold mai nose lye dis… lemme tell yoh, da bafroom lok so nasssty. nobodeee wan to use it apter dey eat. de toilet lok lyke dey hab sausages and apple juice and paper.” HAHAHAHAHA OHMYGOSH. GOOD LAUGH.