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this is something I will truly never forget.  I have been a fan of Adam since 2008 and have been waiting to meet him since then.  Not only was this the first time I was ever able to make it to a show, but I also beat the odds and won backstage passes to meet him before the show on the radio.  I seriously believe it was fate.  I used to talk to Adam on Myspace all the time and used to send him fan art, which he actually made his profile photo one time.  When I met him, I gave him a book of all of the fan art and all of our myspace chats, along with a new letter to him.  After the concert I got a tweet from him saying that he remembered :’). It has been 6 months since this happened and I still live off of those memories.  Every time I hear the song gold it honestly brings me to a whole other level, because it was the last song he sang, and we sang a whole verse together during the show. 

I need to thank you Adam, for bringing us joy and surrealism when we hear your music, no other artist can help me escape like you do.  I was one of your very first fans, and I will be forever. Thank you so much.

-Sarah Zanon

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