imagine one day draco is brewing amortentia somewhere just because he wants to learn how to do it and then suddenly harry shows up and starts laughing like
“oh my god malfoy i cannot believe you brew your own perfume you’re so lame”
*the year is 2072, harry is married to x person, has 4 children, 7 grandchildren, and his latest grandson is called Tommy so he proudly tweets the name of the baby to share with his fans* 195 year old larries be like: OH MY GOD. TOMMY? REALLY? HARRY IS NOT DUMB. HARRY IS SMART. YOU CLEVER LITTLE SHIT. HE KNOWS WHAT THE FANDOM WILL THINK. HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE'S DOING. WHY IS LARRY SO REAL #SEEDING.