oh-harry-you-are-so-dumb

hey @harry if you want to post any pics of your range rover now would be a good time and luckily i have some ideas incase you need some (and they’re b&w just like you like it) 

first we got a classic front angle 

or if  you want to go a little discrete we have a lovely door handle view 

or my personal favorite, a little boot action

and this last one is for @liam 

so you guys don’t get a US stalker crew :)

FUCK OH MY GOD IT’S BEEN EXACTLY A YEAR SINCE I SAW THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS !!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S BEEN A YEAR SINCE I DISCOVERED DANE DEHAAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S MY ONE YEAR DANE ANNIVERSARY FU CK THIS TIME ONE YEAR AGO I WENT TO SEE THE SEQUAL TO MY FAVORITE SUPERHERO MOVIE AND I FELL IN LOVE WITH HARRY OSBORN AND I FOUND MY FAVORITE ACTOR PLEASE EXCUSE ME I NEED A MOMENT

anonymous asked:

*the year is 2072, harry is married to x person, has 4 children, 7 grandchildren, and his latest grandson is called Tommy so he proudly tweets the name of the baby to share with his fans* 195 year old larries be like: OH MY GOD. TOMMY? REALLY? HARRY IS NOT DUMB. HARRY IS SMART. YOU CLEVER LITTLE SHIT. HE KNOWS WHAT THE FANDOM WILL THINK. HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE'S DOING. WHY IS LARRY SO REAL #SEEDING.

Probably.

anonymous asked:

i know you just got an ask saying basically the same thing but i wanted to say it too! you and harry are such cute friends and it makes me happy to see friends that so freely give each other affection because for some reason society equates affection with romantic intentions. stay cute! :D xxx

Oh you’re sweet! Harreh has the biggest silly smile on his dumb face and he just headbutted me when I said I agreed with you. Thanks bb!

anonymous asked:

oh my god I now see Harry in a completely different light like holy fuck :/ but you know that was a few years ago and he obviously must have realised how fucked up his actions were bc like he did stop rating girls but like how the fuck?? why would you rate girls that come to your signing and adore you and do anything for you and you fucking rate their looks?? like didn't he think about what that would make a person feel like?? oh my god I'm so mad at him rn...

boys are honestly so dumb

anonymous asked:

"sweetie"??? i hate that condescending passive aggressive shit. oh no, she'll unfollow you shanna!!! oh no what ever will you do?!!! pffff obviously she was following the wrong blog anyway what with being shoved up harry's ass and all....oh well, bye bye. more niall dick for us!

it’s so dumb like what did they think I was going to say? like it even matters. a dick is a dick and his is perfectly fine.

anonymous asked:

Hi, in the new interview do you have any idea what Louis says at 2:30 when they're talking about harry texting? Thank you!

So I’m in no way positive but I hear sometime like “ Very useful the phone, isn’t it?” like Louis’ being a bit snarky you know? like oh so usefully you can text people about the weather… In general that was such a dumb question in my opinion like what did she think he was gunna answer, “nudes!”? haha 


Does anybody have a better idea of what Louis is saying? link

anonymous asked:

Oh, and this thing about being at same place as harry PLEASE. We have pictures of harry at places everyday. So the people who takes the pictures of him in those places are secretly dating him too?? I mean, i am at the same place that a lot of people right now, there is a guy with ginger hair right in front of me, am i sating him too? For fuck sakes, i dont understand how a fandom can be so dumb, there is people saying things like " i ship you guys" on her instagram already!!!! Like WTF

Makes me want to kill

Ana

*gets my books out of my locker and meets up with my friend, we start talking and walk to class together* -Ana (Only if you want to love, if you think of a plot I’d be more than happy to anon with you as well)

- I walk past the two of you with my girlfriend and group of lads, laughing at some dumb joking and bumps into you, “oh jeez, I’m so sorry!” I smile and keep walking -Liam // okay, how about Harry where we meet at a party and hit it off and it goes on from there?