oh-god-somebody-likes-me-what-do

do you ever feel like your heart has been ripped out of your chest and pierced with a nail because spones

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oH MY GOD. RED ALERT. RED ALERT!!!!!!!!!!

Lee Pace has SHOULDER FRECKLES just like Channing Tatum

asfdfghjklfdjshgfdghjkgl??????!!??!??!?

Somebody please hold me this is too much. I just- how? how can he be even more perfect than I already knew he was, just…

Perfect hair. perfect smile. perfect eyebrows. perfect sideburns. perfect lips. perfect eyes. perfect adorably awkwardness level. perfect everything. aND NOW IT TURNS OUT HE ALSO HAS SHOULDER FRECKLES???? ?? ? ???

how is Lee Pace even real what is this assault on my ovaries that shouldn’t even be reacting to anything because I am asexual and do not plan on having offspring w h a t is happening

anonymous asked:

So i know this would be really hard or something and this is totes just a suggestion. But I think that a multichapter skimmons au would be just amazing. I love cliffs. And yeah I don't know what au but you should do something. Or if you have and I haven't seen it because I'm oblivious you should post links

OH MY GOD BRO, BRO DO YOU NOT KNOW ME HOLY SHIT

IF YOU LIKED CLIFFS, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MY /FUCKING MASTERPIECE/ 

IT IS CALLED THE WAY OUR HORIZONS MEET, AND IT IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER WRITTEN IN MY LIFE. LIKE IF I DIED, I WANT SOMEBODY TO WRITE ON MY TOMB STONE “HERE LIES JESS SHE WROTE HORIZSONS” 

BRO JUST DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND GO READ THIS FIC RIGHT NOW

Tagged!

I got tagged by fady-jaeger thank you so much!! <3

What is your name? U can  call me Eren ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Where are you from? 
New York please get me out of here
What is your favorite color? ERENs fUCKIGN GODLY EYES and purple
Write something in all caps! sOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
Favorite band/artist?  Oh my god this is impossible„ well I rlly like MCR and P!ATD 
Favorite number? 
10 and 30
Favorite Drink? I like everything tbh

Tag ten people you want to get to know better:
{It isn’t compulsory to do it if you don’t want to. You can keep your privacy but getting to know each other a bit better is no harm as long as we do it with the right kind of people ^-^}
incompetent-titans
kill-the-titan
animee-boys
heebster-blaze
eremikadefensesquad

i just tagged some members of my squad ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) its not 10 but I’m so tired I don’t want to tag any more people

A Sensory Experience

hear the music 
spinning in your senses.

cerebellar function overload
twirling in your bones 
ha what jokes are being had 
what hearts are being bled…

oh god what a bore 
oh god what a moment- 
i once was singular 
& now i am many in this minute.

dance for me cry for me laugh for me 
oh we waltz in four time til morning 

it’s all too much with us 
buzzing in our nervous system 
rattling our pampered dispositions 
our quiet conversations about 
the mundane bore of the corporate shore 
Xanadu ahead 
only if you want it 

what is it that we want? 
Can anybody find me somebody to love? 
or do we just like jerking off? 

the girl in the kelly green dress looks suspicious 
she thinks i am a communist spy 
maybe i am & i don’t know it.

rock me in the morning 
never in the evening 
for i will take it as a come on 
only spin a record at dusk 
to sooth the insatiable lust of my soul 
recharge the frayed wires of my 
circulatory system.

  • Me:Look, leather wrist strap and milk. We can alchemichizeate ourselves a cow!
  • Nicky:(shakes his head)
  • Me:Could you imagine somebody trying that in the FMA universe though? Not someone smart like Ed or Roy or anyone, but somebody just stupid that happens to know alchemy? Holy shit what if there's a homunculus cow somewhere?
  • Nicky:I'm not sure. They never really covered alchemizing animals.
  • Me:I think it would be plausible, because even alchemizing an animal they wouldn't have a soul for it...
  • Nicky:Do the animals have souls? I mean it's never mentioned.
  • Me:I assume they do! They're still full of life. For the sake of the argument they do.
  • Us:pause, me laughing
  • Me:Imagine a Lust cow, oh my god.
  • Nicky:I was just thinking that. Imagine a cow with fingernails.
  • Me:(fucking losing it)
  • Nicky:What if it still had hooves, but the hooves had fingers. Like, all the way around.
  • Me:I'm getting my inhaler

anonymous asked:

All 50

Awrighty

1: Do you feel aOlone?

I feel reasonably alone yes

2: Do you miss anyone?

Only a little, i’m trying to distance myself from people a little otherwise i’ll be sad in some way

3: What if I told you that you were pretty?

I’d be like thankyou

4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?

I have not

5: What are you looking forward to in the next week?

Literally nothing it’s a boring school week

6: Did you go out or stay in last night?

Stayed in like every night

7: How late did you stay up last night?

I stayed up until about Midnight

8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?

My brother sees me in my underwear quite often

9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?

Playing pictureka with my brother. It’s such a good game oh my god

10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?

No that’s mean

11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?

Yeah of course. I still have the option of every other drug ever

12: Have you pretended to like someone?

All of humanity

13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?

Probably

14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

Not always

15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?

Not really, I don’t get overly attached

16: Think back five months ago, were you single?

I was not

17: Have you ever cried from being so mad?

That’s mainly why I cry, i’m a very frustrated bastard

18: Hold hands with anyone this week?

No *cries*

19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?

A lot of them do, but I don’t think so

20: Who did you last see in person?

My brother, he’s about 4m away from me

21: What is the last thing you said out loud?

‘no’

22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?

Nope never

23: Have you ever been to Paris?

Non

24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?

I don’t think so, depends what feelings

25: Do you use chap stick?

I do not

26: Who did you last share a bed with?

My pillow

27: Are you listening to music right now?

No

28: What is something you currently want right now?

I’m kinda content, probably some water

29: Were your last three kisses from the same person?

Yes

30: How is your heart lately?

Believe it or not I haven’t talked to it recently, unless we’re being deep and metaphorical in which case i’d say it’s doing okay but it’s bossing me around more than it should be

31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?

Always

32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?

My mum hugged me this morning, before that it was Friday after school

33: What do people call you?

Myron,dickface (thanks mum),gay,dude,blah blah

34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?

Nah I usually tell people too much instead

35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?

Not as many as in other people’s lives so I don’t really say a lot

36: What are you listening to right now?

The sound of my keyboard

37: What is wrong with you right now?

Well i’ve got a cold, i’m refusing to talk to people for an unknown reason, and i’m thirsty

38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?

Yes, but beautiful doesn’t always mean good

39: Do you make wishes at 11:11?

No, I don’t really make them at all

40: What is on your wrists right now?

Nothing man-made

41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?

Confused, and probably waiting for the unexpected

42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?

I got it from Asylum

43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

No I have not, I wouldn’t kiss someone if I didn’t want to

44: Have you hugged someone within the last week?

I hug people every day

45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?

No I haven’t kissed anyone in about two months

46: What were you doing at midnight last night?

Learning kanji

47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?

Things were awesome and terrible six months ago

48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?

Alone, sleeping next to someone scares me slightly

49: Have you ever been to New York?

No I haven’t left England

50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

Yes