Headcanon that if England were a real person and found out about Hetalia, he would flip when he finds out about how people ship him.
“DO I SLEEP WITH THE WORLD?!”
“I CAN UNDERSTAND FRANCE, NOT ALL OF EUROPE!”
“BUT CANADA WAS MY COLONY!”
“SO WAS AUSTRALIA!”
“OH MY GOD! I AM NOT SLEEPING WITH SCOTLAND OR ANY OF MY SIBLINGS! THE UK IS NOT A MARRIAGE!”
Basically, he flips out about how slutty people make him though a bit flattered inside. America just kind of laughs at this and points out that they are the most popular couple in the show. England, who is still horrified, blurts out. “Well I guess they don’t have everything wrong.” Before rushing out.
It took America a few seconds to realize and run after the ex-empire.