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the psychic told me i’m gonna die

for future reference re: childbearing
  • damalur:http://askarsswedishmeatballs.tumblr.com/post/8848327198/im-home-it-was-a-long-long-day-i-worked-with-a d'awwww
  • damalur:"Oh and I’m definitely positively not allowed to watch his show. :)"
  • damalur:HOW IS HE SO PERFECT
  • damalur:WHY
  • damalur:HOW
  • odyle:LKDSJF:LDS
  • damalur:RIGHT?
  • damalur:HOW DOES HE EXIST
  • odyle:IT IS A MIRACLE
  • damalur:i don't think i've ever said this before, so brace yourself: i would bear that man's children
  • damalur:i would literally carry the parasites of his seed in my womb
  • damalur:i would do it happily
  • odyle:o.o
  • odyle:would you rear them as well?
  • damalur:yes
  • damalur:i would even bring them up
  • damalur:as long as there was no more than one of them
  • odyle:wow.
  • damalur:i know, i know
  • damalur:maybe even two
  • odyle:If they were far enough apart?
  • damalur:maybe even two *close in age*
  • odyle:Jesus
  • damalur:i would do sippy cups and bottles and not even hire a nanny
  • damalur:not even nanny deb, who is my favorite

[SNL | Seth/Stefon] This fic has everything: curtains, barfing, a lesbian from Pensacola, a surprise kiss at the end, and a Sunday morning that is just normal enough for Weekend Update’s city correspondent.

What little fanfic there is featuring Stefon usually sets him in an environment we’d expect of him: the club. This story reaches beyond that to show us Stefon at home. He’s still the club kid we’ve come to love, but he has Sunday mornings too. Sometimes they just turn out to be Sunday mornings with Seth. 

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I love this song. I want it to be on my playlist but it never plays!

the universe where arthur bakes ariadne erotic cookies
  • OrlyOdyle:I think I want to write a college AU, but I don't know what kind of plot there would be. He's the cute guy who's the head student at the architecture library?
  • damalur:i think it'd make more sense to have him in a related but different field - design? or maybe psychology. but something research-y.
  • damalur:OR MAYBE
  • damalur:THEY'RE BOTH ARCHITECTURE STUDENTS
  • damalur:AND THEY'RE ~RIVALS~ FOR ALL THE BEST GRANTS
  • OrlyOdyle:He isn't in the department, but he has a job there. All of the majors lust after him, when they aren't dying trying to pass their classes
  • damalur:BUT HE'S SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH HER
  • OrlyOdyle:SHE DOESN'T KNOW IT
  • damalur:(STOP ME IF THIS IS TOO GOOD)
  • damalur:RIGHT? RIGHT?
  • OrlyOdyle:HE SEEMS SO COOL
  • damalur:AND THEN ONE NIGHT SHE'S ALL DESPERATE AND TIRED AND CAN'T FINISH THE DAMN GRANT PAPER
  • damalur:AND HE COMES IN AND PROOFREADS IT FOR HER AND ~REVEALS HIS LOVE~
  • damalur:THROUGH THE POWER OF PROOFREADING
  • OrlyOdyle:AND HE BRINGS HER BOBA TEA AND AN IBUPROFEN?
  • damalur:YES
  • OrlyOdyle:(I should stop inserting my own fantasies.)
  • damalur:probably me too
  • damalur:also, she drinks red bull, and he's disgusted and throws it out and proceeds to pamper her
  • OrlyOdyle:Indeed.
  • damalur:rub her feet, fetch her computer paper, that sort of thing
  • OrlyOdyle:He gets her something not served in the vending machines out in the hall.
  • damalur:HE COOKS FOR HER
  • OrlyOdyle:Possibly something from offcampus
  • damalur:AND BAKES
  • damalur:ALSO HE BAKES
  • damalur:AND COOKS
  • damalur:AND BARBECUES, I BET SHE WOULD REALLY LIKE IT IF HE BARBECUED
  • OrlyOdyle:BUT ONLY AFTER HE TAKES HER HOME WITH HIM BECAUSE SHE'S SO TIRED AFTER THE GRANT WRITING AND HE LIVES CLOSER
  • damalur:AND HE HAS THIS ENORMOUS KITCHEN AND THEN HE FEEDS HER REALLY GOOD FOOD AND COOKIES
  • damalur:EROTIC COOKIES
  • OrlyOdyle:BOW CHICKA WOW WOW
  • OrlyOdyle:AND THEN THEY DONE SEX?
  • damalur:HOW COULD SHE RESIST HIS EROTIC COOKIES?
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Thank you Rachel Zoe Project, not a fan but this was fun. 

[ Sherlock (BBC) | Sally Donovan/Sherlock Holmes, John Watson/Sherlock Holmes | 12k ] The real reason Sally Donovan hates Sherlock so much? They have a child he never sees.

This story dips into the mind and possible back story of a character we see in the series as only hostile. It works off of the premise that Sally had Sherlock’s child. The story conveys some of the emotional struggles of being a single mother, but also of having to deal with a person like Sherlock. 

the kink meme's prayer

St. Anon, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy pseudonym.
Thy meme be posted,
thy prompts be filled,
on LJ as they wouldn’t be on FF.net.
Give us today our daily kink,
and forgive us our gen fic,
as we forgive those who gen fic against us.
Save us from dead fandoms,
and deliver us from n00bs.
For thine is the meme,
and the archive,
and the OT post,
forever in internet years.
So say we all.

watching the ball scene in 'price of gold'
  • damalur:MAN I JUST LOVE HOW MUCH OF A TROLL HE IS IN THIS UPCOMING OUTFIT
  • damalur:i feel like
  • damalur:more than anything
  • damalur:this outfit is proof he went off the rails after belle left
  • odyle:lol
  • damalur:like, where did he get that
  • odyle:Insane Rumpel
  • damalur:it's so outside of his usual insane clothing
  • odyle:It is a laundry day outfit
  • damalur:by insane i mean OTT
  • damalur:LMAO
  • damalur:YES
  • damalur:HE NO LONGER HAS BELLE TO DO HIS LAUNDRY
  • damalur:AND HE'S JUST LIKE FUCK IT
  • damalur:I DON'T EVEN CARE
  • odyle:I'LL WEAR THIS
  • odyle:I GUESS IT SMELLS OKAY
  • damalur:WHATEVER IT ISN'T LIKE BELLE IS AROUND TO NOTICE HOW NICE I SMELL
  • odyle:IT WAS ON THE FLOOR. THAT'S A KIND OF STORAGE

[Sherlock (BBC) | John/Sherlock | Vampire AU] In which vampires have enslaved humans and control, well, everything. Vampire!Mycroft insists his little brother get a slave — even though it didn’t work out with the dog — and Sherlock chooses the one guaranteed to irritate his brother the most: an unassuming little doctor with an ugly past and absolutely no style to speak of.

Roll with it. A Priori is the first story in the universe and the best. The codependent relationship between John and Sherlock translates well to the universe that Rubberbutton establishes. 

[ True Grit | LaBoeuf/Mattie Ross | PG-13 ] But then, right at the bar, like a gift from God and also validation that God, too, gets that Matthew Goode is super fine and every girl deserves one of her very own: two British guys.

The narrator is out on the town, looking for a free drink or two, maybe love. Instead, she happens into a bar where Spike and Franklin are commiserating about the human women who they have lost.

I have yet to read a fic by dollsome which wasn’t a hit out of the park. This ficlet is particularly good as it showcases dollsome’s ability to be absolutely hilarious, not to mention the surprisingly good meshing of Spike and Franklin, and the completely unintrusive use of second person narration.

[True Blood | Eric/Sookie | R ] Some days it’s hard to feel good about the vampire rights movement, but one thing’s for sure: the vampires sure saved radio.

This fic is founded around radio, a decision which won my heart over (as if the good writing wouldn’t). If you pay attention to the books, you’ll find that Sookie Stackhouse is a radio listener. Whether it’s over the sound system at Merlotte’s or from a tinny radio on the back porch of her house, the radio is an almost constant in Sookie’s life. Hell, even most of the episodes are named after songs you’d hear on the radio down south if you set the dial just right.

It has the feel of a Sookie short story, though the format is less conventional and the characters are drawn more from the tv series. This story won’t disappoint as we all start gearing up for summer (a.k.a Sookie season).

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