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In our assembly today i was trying not to laugh at people’s names

and then i thought what if I called my kid Frerard and this happens when he goes to school with his friends

"Oh hey Frerard"

"Oh hi Ryden"

"How are you?"

"Im good thanks,just found out that Waycest is a little upset today"

"I’m sure Peterick will look after him"

"Suppose you’re right Ryden"

"So wheres Pi-"

"Oh hey Frerard and Ryden"

"Hey Pikey we were just asking where you were"

"I was busy with Brallon"

"Oh is that what they call it now?"

"Shut up Ryden god no-one asked you"

"Anyway have you heard about that new kid Jalex"

"Yeah weird obsession with unicorns or something"

"And who calls their kid Jalex?!"

"I dont know Frerard,i dont know"

YESTERDAY WHERE THERE WAS THAT CHRISTIAN BAND

I ASKEDF MY TEACHER WHO WAS PLAYING

aND SDHE SAID “ID UNNO”

aND IS AID “IS IT THE JONAS BROTHERS”

aND SHE GOES “I DUNNO, ThEY’RE PRETTY CHEAP THESE DAYS”

aND I STARTED ALUGHIBN SO HARD