I need some impulse control. I just threw a French fry with ranch on it at someone. he did tell me that he thought my hair was ugly but I need more self control than I had in that moment.

so this guy enrolled in my class late in the semester and has been sitting in my spot ever since. i know theres no assigned seating in college, but people have their favorite spots. its like their territory. ive tried coming to class earlier and earlier to try and get it first but he is always fucking there. today was the first day i was able to reclaim it, but only because i just barely walked in before him. he was audibly frustrated. i’m leaving for class a half hour early next time. this is my spot. you will not win