Lil Ricky Boo- Double D David can you handle this?
Double D David- Fast Rod can you handle this?
All Together- I don’t think they can handle this!
Fast Rod- Oh my god the Daddies are back again. Watch us twerk, watch us bend. Take it all in, didn’t think we’d return? We’ve been writing this since you was birthed. It’s been a rough few years but we always top. And were here to tell you to stop. You can’t go around groping the ladies. What are you? Bunch of big babies. Better not find you doing that on our block. Because we’ll kick ya over to Plymouth Rock. Lil Ricky Boo give it to them!
Lil Ricky Boo- HAHA Looky here, all your ladies are coming to get them a piece of Us! Hey Hey now, no need to cuss, not very polite of you. I thought that you knew? Your affection for them is untrue, go home and stop trying to pursue. Cmon you foxy ladies, and let go get some shirley temples. *Girls swoon and follow him*
Double D David- *Takes robe off to reveal eccentric blue cheetah print thong* You fellas miss my bodacious booty? Puts Nikki Minaj to shame. She don’t got my extraordinary beauty, it’s something that can’t be tamed.
Ya think acting like a douche to girls is cool? Son, better pack your bags because you belong back in High school. I don’t get the mamas by looking fine. And you surely will get none if you sit and whine. By the time you understand, your ladies will be at our native land. We’re here to make you leave for good, for these ladies don’t care for your morning wood.
*Double D begins to pop his booty while the girls sit in awe*
Roger Goodell must be relieved. On Friday, critics of the NFL’s handling of domestic violence cases found a new target: U.S. women’s soccer. “When Ray Rice, Greg Hardy and Adrian Peterson were arrested, there were loud calls for those players to be suspended,” the New York Times’ Juliet Macur wrote….
I don’t agree with every single point - but for the most part there’s definitely a few good ones in here. Worth a read.