• Retailer:[Phone rings.] Hello, X from Y speaking. How can I help you?
  • Customer:Hi, are you busy?
  • Retailer:No, not at this second.
  • Customer:Could you go outside and tell me the phone number of the bakery across the road from you?
  • Retailer:Uh, I might be able to do that, sure. [Puts the phone down and briefly goes outside to check.] There doesn't appear to be a number visible on the store, sorry.
  • Customer:Oh, that's a shame.
  • Retailer:How did you get our number, may I ask?
  • Customer:I Googled it.
  • Retailer:Then maybe you'd have better luck Googling the bakery instead of Googling the store across the road?
  • Customer:Oh, that's a good idea! I didn't think of that!
  • Retailer:[Facepalms.]
Honest hour



3: 3 Fears

4: 3 things I love

5: 4 turns on

6: 4 turns off

7: My best friend

8: Sexual orientation

9: My best first date

10: How tall am I

11: What do I miss

12: What time were I born 

13: Favorite color

14: Do I have a crush

15: Favorite quote

16: Favorite place

17: Favorite food

18: Do I use sarcasm

19: What am I listening to right now

20: First thing I notice in new person

21: Shoe size

22: Eye color

23: Hair color

24: Favorite style of clothing

25: Ever done a prank call?

27: Meaning behind my URL

28: Favorite movie

29: Favorite song

30: Favorite band

31: How I feel right now

32: Someone I love

33: My current relationship status

34: My relationship with my parents

35: Favorite holiday

36: Tattoos and piercing i have

37: Tattoos and piercing i want

38: The reason I joined Tumblr

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?

42: When did I last hold hands?

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?

45: Where am I right now?

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? 

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

49:Am I excited for anything?

50:Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

51:How often do I wear a fake smile?

52:When was the last time I hugged someone?

53:What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

54:Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

55:What is something I disliked about today?

56:If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

57:What do I think about most?

58:What’s my strangest talent?

59:Do I have any strange phobias?

60:Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

61:What was the last lie I told?

62:Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

63:Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

64:Do I believe in magic?

65:Do I believe in luck?

66:What’s the weather like right now?

67:What was the last book I’ve read?

68:Do I like the smell of gasoline?

69:Do I have any nicknames?

70:What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?

71:Do I spend money or save it?

72:Can I touch my nose with a tongue?

73:Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?

74:Favorite animal?

75:What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

76:What do I think is Satan’s last name is?

77:What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

78:How can you win my heart?

79:What would I want to be written on my tombstone?

80:What is my favorite word?

81:My top 5 blogs on tumblr

82:If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?

83:Do I have any relatives in jail?

84:I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

85:What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

86:What is my current desktop picture?

87:Had sex?

88:Bought condoms?

89:Gotten pregnant?

90:Failed a class?

91:Kissed a boy?

92:Kissed a girl?

93:Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

94:Had job?

95:Left the house without my wallet?

96:Bullied someone on the internet?

97:Had sex in public?

98:Played on a sports team?

99:Smoked weed?

100:Did drugs?

101:Smoked cigarettes?

102:Drank alcohol?

103:Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

104:Been overweight?

105:Been underweight?

106:Been to a wedding?

107:Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

108:Watched TV for 5 hours straight?

109:Been outside my home country?

110:Gotten my heart broken?

111:Been to a professional sports game?

112:Broken a bone?

113:Cut myself?

114:Been to prom?

115:Been in airplane?

116:Fly by helicopter?

117:What concerts have I been to?

118:Had a crush on someone of the same sex?

119:Learned another language?

120:Wore make up?

121:Lost my virginity before I was 18?

122:Had oral sex?

123:Dyed my hair?

124:Voted in a presidential election?

125:Rode in an ambulance?

126:Had a surgery?

127:Met someone famous?

128:Stalked someone on a social network?

129:Peed outside?

130:Been fishing?

131:Helped with charity?

132:Been rejected by a crush?

133:Broken a mirror?

134:What do I want for birthday?

135:Other [fill in]