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anonymous asked:

Please, make a short story where the pantheon of Theros asks Thassa where her bident is. I believe that would be hilarious!

*Thassa shoves hands in pockets, twists toe in the dirt*

“A, uh… amortalstoleit

*Pantheon laughs* “HAHAHA WHAT WAS THAT THASSA SPEAK UP”

*Thassa assumes divine grumpface* *sea churns stormily behind her*

*Other gods double over, slapping each other on the backs* “DID SHE SAY A MORTAL STOLE IT OH MY SELF HAHAHA”

Today, may you find a way to count the blessings without discounting the sorrows. May you take a break from trying to boss your personality into being someone she isn’t comfortable being. May you be gentle with yourself, patient with your grief, and slow to move on from your celebrations. May today be the day you catch your breath
—  Emily P Freeman | Chatting at the Sky