If I Ever Become an Evil Overlord:
  1. My legions of terror will have helmets with clear, plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.
  2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
  3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.
  4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
  5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box.
  6. I will not gloat over my enemy’s predicament before killing him.
  7. When the rebel leader challenges me to fight one-on-one and asks, “Or are you afraid without your armies to back you up?” My reply will be, “No, just sensible.”
  8. When I’ve captured my adversary and he says, “Look before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?” I’ll say, “No” and shoot him.
  9. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks’ time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.
  10. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled “Danger: Do Not Push.”
  11. I will not order my trusted lieutenant to kill the infant who is destined to overthrow me—I’ll do it myself.
  12. I will not interrogate my enemies in my inner sanctum – a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.
  13. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.
  14. I will not waste time making my enemy’s death look like an accident: I’m not accountable to any one and my other enemies wouldn’t believe it.
  15. I will make it clear that I do know the meaning of the word “mercy”; I simply choose not to show them any.
  16. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
  17. All slain enemies will be cremated, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.
  18. My undercover agents will not have tattoos identifying them as members of my organization, nor will they be required to wear military boots or adhere to any other dress codes.
  19. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.
  20. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
  21. I will design all doomsday machines myself. If I must hire a mad scientist to assist me, I will make sure that he is sufficiently twisted to never regret his evil ways and seek to undo the damage he’s caused.
  22. I will never utter the sentence “But before I kill you, there’s just one thing I want to know.”
  23. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.

- Dramatic Writing Program, Drexel University

I have no life!

I have spent way too much time on FaceQ lately. Here’s my creations

Dan and Phil

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Pewdiepie

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CutiePie

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CinnamontoastKen

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Cry

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Dean Winchester

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Sam Winchester

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10th Doctor

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Sherlock

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Castiel

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Cinder from RWBY

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Of_The_Fandoms (Friend IRL and on Tumblr etc…) 

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And of course RinHaru (Rin x Haruka) Free! 

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Gonna do some Fairy Tail ones soon so prepare for them! 

I was tagged by qasaweh and lekki-babe to list 15 things that make me happy.

1. Connecting with people on genuinely interpersonal levels. Having similar politics, having long winded discussions about complex social matters, while respecting each other’s perspectives. Being able to laugh, cry and vent with one another.

2. Coffee.

3. Cold and gloomy days. Potentially rainy if I am able to stay indoors.

4. Going make up, candle and body wash shopping. And bonus if I can buy all three in the same store.

5. Finding out about new music, literature and art.

6. The feeling of moist clean beach sand against my feet. (ie. the Red Sea)

7. Beautiful masjids.

8. Making a list of daily goals and actually accomplishing them.

9. The women in my family. We have everything from freedom fighters to the exiled to the refugees to survivors of war and how they are able to be so many things to everyone else and find time and place for points of respite inspires me more than anything.

10. Thrift shopping. Acquiring real bargains, coming across vintage/unique items and leaving a store feeling satisfied at what I’m able to find.

11. Most things salted caramel.

12. Good food.

13. Going seashell picking.

14. Learning about other regions (esp. Muslim populated regions) from people.

15. Writing. Writing. Writing.

I tag nov—-18th beyonslayed niqabisinparis amordeconuco sisterplum avecsabombe grapeson pax-arabica and anyone else who’d like to do it

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