When your partner rages on gchat and you realize he's exactly right ...
  • AD:"not all men" "not all whites" "not all cops" its all the friggin same you fuckers are missing the point
  • AD:men who say "not all men"
  • whites who say "not all whites"
  • cops who say "not all cops"
  • you dont fuckin get it
  • AD:you dont wear a name tag around your neck that says "i'm a good one"
  • AD:1 in 4 women are raped by men you guys are definitely "allowed" to be fearful of all men
  • AD:im sure 1 in 1 black people have been discriminated by whites and probably cops
  • AD:and just because it's true that not all men are rapists and not all cops are racist
  • AD:guess what a lot of em fucking are
  • AD:and the problem isn't calling that out the problem is A LOT OF MEN ARE RAPISTS AND A LOT OF COPS ARE RACISTS
  • AD:so good for you if you can say "not all men" and "not all cops"
  • Me:Exactly. You should tweet that and storify it and submit it to Feminine Freak for me.
Spiders Georg

Original Post:

“average person eats 3 spiders per year” factoid actually just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. spiders georg, who lives in a cave and eats over 10,000 spiders per day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Creator: reallyreallyreallytrying

This meme is mainly a text post meme and rarely crosses over into other categories.Llike many memes before and since it’s creation, Spiders Georg often combines with other memes to form a double, or sometimes even triple meme. Spiders Georg has been spun into two different sub-memes: the personification of Spiders Georg, and the Spiders Georg format meme.

Spiders Georg personification:

The Spiders Georg personification sub-meme encompasses any post referring to Spiders Georg as a real person. 


do not fall in love with people like spiders georg. he will take you to caves, and caves, and caves, and eat spiders in each beautiful place so you can never go back to them without tasting him like spiders in your mouth. and finally, when he leaves, you will understand, why he is an outlier and shoudl not have been counted

- @blankandy

spiders georg comes out of his cave and learns of the statistical debate surrounding his dietary habits.  he came out to have a good time but is honestly feeling so attacked right now

- gastronauticsyd

that boy you just called a statistical outlier? he goes home to his cave every day and eats 10,000 spiders. think before you speak

- @wasserschildkroete

Spiders Georg format:

The Spiders Georg format sub-meme is accomplished by using the Spiders Georg Formula (or something very similar):

“‘average (noun) (verb) (number, usually 3) (noun) per (noun, usually distance of time)’ factoid actually just statistical error. average (noun) (verb) 0 (noun) per (noun,usually distance of time). (name), who lives in (place of living) and (verb) over (number, usually 10,000) (noun) per (noun usually distance of time shorter than originally stated), is an outlier adn should not have been counted.”


"average convention scams attendees out of $100 a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average convention scams attendees out of $0 per year. Dashcon Georg, who lives in ballpit & scams attendees out of $17,000 each year, is an outlier adn should not have been counted


"spiders georg is becoming a meme" factoid actualy just statistical error. spiders georg not actually achieving widespread recognition. Tumblr, who lives in denial & makes over 10,000 spiders georg jokes each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted


"average weasley has 1.875 ears". factoid actually just statistical error. average weasley has 2 ears. georg weasley, who lives in the burrow and has lost an ear, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

- @dustingthebulbasaur

“not all men are like that” factoid actualy just statistical error. average man is like that. Chivalry Georg, who lives in cave & advances feminism each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted


Spiders Georg is transcendent. The invention of this meme has sparked an internet phenomenon only fully understood and appreciated by 14 to 22 year old tumblr users. 

anonymous asked:

Circular logic. By stating that "white people" as a whole generalize black people as savages, you're already generalizing all whites as the enemy, and using your generalization as your justification. I understand and back your willingness to support black people and their protests for better treatment, but some whites haven't done anything wrong. I know right about now you're thinking "this is what all black people have to go through so get over it" but then you're just creating more issues.

i understand what you’re trying to say but all of these problems stem from people who ARE white going against black people just because they are black and being able to use the privilege of being white against their unfair treatment.

this ask is screaming “not all whites”

  • Me:So here are the things I had to deal with growing up as a woman.
  • Me:Ok here are 549850394850 other stories from other women who have had similar experiences and here are the national statistics on rape and partner violence and how men are the majority of perpetrators and
  • Me:.............

"not all men"
ఠ ͟ಠ

"men and women are different because in prehistoric times…"

"if i could just play devil’s advocate for a minute…"
( ˇ෴ˇ )

"here, you should read the fountainhead, it explains everything i’m trying to say…"
(¬_¬ )

"feminists don’t want equality they just want women to be in charge of everything…"
( ಠ ∩ಠ)

makisekurisus asked:

the best example I've heard against losers who use "not all men": "When you go to the pool and the lifeguard tells everyone to stop running, if you weren't running in the first place, you can safely assume that they weren't talking to you anyway. It's not necessary to call attention to the fact that you weren't running."


I guess feminism is the radical notion that women are people, but men are inanimate objects/animals.

Oh, and in case any of you need to have it explained why comparing men to M&Ms or puppies is not only dehumanizing, but also also completely unhelpful, here’s the thing. And that thing is called individuality. It means that individual humans are distinct and completely separate from one another, with their own consciousness, experiences, identity, reputation, and discernible personal characteristics. This is unlike M&Ms, which are anonymous, indistinguishable, and have absolutely no cognitive capacity whatsoever. And unlike dogs and other animals that can be conditioned for desired behavior, people are afforded the right to live within a system of rules & laws that inform their actions, with specific individual punishments reserved for specific transgressions.