job interviewer: tell me a little about yourself
me: Hi I’m Donatella Fversace. Excepted the ice bucke shallenge and uh I nominate Perdon Bolfnsdkgl, Fa Rell, en Priss. Em no jus here to fruin my meku please nonate to AF’sL. No rect AHHHVHSDFDSHF
job interviewer: ….. you got the job!