Meet your new job: new office, new salary, new commute to work and new colleagues to avoid.
I was pulled aside by an equal and warned that another equal is out to “sabotage” me (exact words). Here’s the unbelievable part: they’re all females (GASP) These insecure bitches have no idea who I am, what I’m capable of or how many steps I am ahead of them. They fail to realize that I conquered all these rookie Admin moves years ago: pitting people against each other, setting fellow females up to fail and planting suspicious seeds to see what grows. Baby, I’m in the Major Leagues and the only effect this new information has on me is the desire to work harder, perform faster and be more efficient.