I swear to god my friend is a compulsive liar.
Friend: My cousin’s in the Army Rangers. The shotgun they use has a chainsaw grip. He’s also trying to get an M4.
Me: Bullshit. A chainsaw grip has no function other than being tacticool, and civilians can not buy a fully automatic firearm.
Him: Yeah you can. You’re just only allowed to have one clip.
*completely destroys friends lie with logic*