nogunz

 I swear to god my friend is a compulsive liar. 

Friend: My cousin’s in the Army Rangers. The shotgun they use has a chainsaw grip. He’s also trying to get an M4.

Me: Bullshit. A chainsaw grip has no function other than being tacticool, and civilians can not buy a fully automatic firearm.

Him: Yeah you can. You’re just only allowed to have one clip.

>clip

Me: *facepalm*

      *FACEPALM*

      *FACE-MOTHER FUCKING-PALM*

      *completely destroys friends lie with logic*