I swear to god my friend is a compulsive liar. 

Friend: My cousin’s in the Army Rangers. The shotgun they use has a chainsaw grip. He’s also trying to get an M4.

Me: Bullshit. A chainsaw grip has no function other than being tacticool, and civilians can not buy a fully automatic firearm.

Him: Yeah you can. You’re just only allowed to have one clip.


Me: *facepalm*



      *completely destroys friends lie with logic*

anonymous asked:

sorry you live in sad nogunz country kommrade

Life is suffering ;-;

At least I’m hasgunz and working towards getting the real fun stuff.