no-hitters

anonymous asked:

Heavy/Scout please. :3

  • Who made the first move; Scout did, though it took him a while to actually say “I like you” or ask Heavy out. Scout is the type who just beats around the bush which cheesy pick-up lines that were downright embarrassing 
  • Who said ‘I love you’ first; Heavy did, in Russian. But fun thing is, all of the other mercs knew what it meant except for Scout. Scout did’t know what it meant, but just kind of brushed it off. He got really confused when the other guys would laugh or giggle whenever Heavy would say it. 
  • How often they fight; Never, aside from petty arguing. They’re a pretty peaceful couple
  • Whose big spoon/little spoon; Scout is the little spoon, he tried to be the big spoon once….it didn’t work out so well.
  • What their nicknames are for each other; Scout gives Heavy nicknames like “big guy” or “babe.” Heavy just gives Scout cute nicknames in Russian
  • Whose the better cook; Heavy is, though he tries to teach Scout how to cook
  • Their song; Dance of the Thames River- Da Capo
  • Who remembers their anniversaries; Scout does. It’s not that Heavy doesn’t care, it’s just that he hasn’t celebrated anniversaries in so long, so it’s easy for him to forget
  • How they would get engaged; Heavy would propose and would be very casual about it. He would just say “After the way, we should get married.
  • What their wedding would be like; Small and traditional, it would just be immediate family and friends.  
  • How many kids they’ll have; No more than two. Scout is the type who’d want a ton of kids, but Heavy convinced him that two was plenty. 

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