no okay i cant

my parents are talking shit about how disgusted they are with caitlyn (my mom especially) and are calling her a he and misgendering her and using her former name and im just im so angry im fucking shaking my little brothers are sitting right next to me now theyre going to think its okay to be a transphobic asshole and i. i cant say anything so. i just have to sit here. hah.

followthebutterfllies asked:

I JUST WATCHED ALL OF CARMILLA IN ONE SITTING AND OH MY GOD i saw your posts on my dash and i was like finals haha whats that and i watched the whOLE THING IN LIKE 2 HOURS AND A HALF AND I CANT MY LIFE ITS OVER okay yeah just letting you know i blame you for this because i dont want to face my terrible procrastination problems oH MY GOD THEY ARE SO CUTE I CANT MY HEART anywayyy xD

WELCOME TO THE TAMPON FANDOM

(Carmilla is sponsored by U by Kotex which is a tampon company)

Follow toodrunktofindaurl for Carmilla art

ugh last night hanging w friends this 1 girl i sorta know was over n the topic of caitlyn jenner came up n she was like ‘does he still have a penis?’ n i was just like ‘HER!! HER!! SHE!! NOT HE!! her’ w.o trying to just scream but i lost it after the comment “but biology would say that,,,,” n just,,, i canthandle how people cant get it like.. okay if you goof up n say bruce orhe or w.e but,,,,,, like,,,,,, whats so hard to understandlol

OKAY i cant do anymore for now i am so sorry i am just afraid of spamming dashes aah!!! you are all sooo lovely even if your ask didnt get answered youre lovely ^^ thank you for all of the sweet asks i love you all!!!!!!!

anonymous asked:

Not as a pairing but fitz and hunter in a 21 jump street AU (yeah I'm that anon) but come on bless us with at least three sentences!

OKAY OH MY GOD SO I CANT EVEN WRITE THIS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE IM LAUGHING SO HARD, LIKE I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH SCENE TO ADAPT AND SO I WENT TO YOUTUBE TO FIND THE FUNNIEST SCENE AND I ENDED UP WITH THE BOSSES DAUGHTER SCENE FROM 22 JUMP STREET

AND LIKE, IM SKYELANCE SHIPPER TRASH OKAY

SO IMAGINE FOR A SECOND LIKE COULSON AS THEIR BOSS, AND SKYE AS THE DAUGHTER, AND THAT WHOLE SCENE, JUST IMAGINE IT FOR ME. 

AND THEN ENJOY YOUR LAUGHTER, CAUSE IM LAUGHING TO HARD TO WRITE THIS IM SO SORRY

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I’ve known since we mind melded last summer in Bialya.

But that was before we even became a couple. Why didn’t you say anything?

I figured you’d tell me when you were ready.

OKAY I AM WATCHING A VIDEO ABOUT FMA AND I AM SCREAMING

So you know how the main villains are all adapted of the 7 deadly sins right

And ironically it happens that all of them will follow the description of the punishments in Dante’s Inferno for each sins. (also friendly reminder Dante was the name of the villain in the first anime, I just can’t)

So, quoting the video (which is in French here) and spoiling to death :

Those who committed the sin of Pride are condemned to be constantly crushed under the weight of a rock. In FMA, Pride will end up crushed under rocks.

Those who committed the sin of Envy are condemned to have their eyes being sewed. In FMA, Envy will have his eyes being burned out multiple times.

Those who committed the sin of Wrath are condemned to have their limbs being pulled away. In FMA, Wrath lost both of his arms against Scar.

Those who committed the sin of Sloth are condemned to walk for ever without being able to stop. In FMA, Sloth spent all his life digging the tunnel.

Those who committed the sin of Greed are condemned to share the same body with people who would give everything away for others, the opposite of Greed. In FMA, Greed will then share his body with Ling, his total opposite.

Those who committed the sin of Gluttony are condemned to be bitten and eaten by Cerberus. In FMA, Gluttony will be eaten up by Pride. 

Those who committed the sin of Lust are condemned to be exposed to burning winds and to go through a wall of flame to clean themselves away from their sin. In FMA, Lust is being burnt to death by Roy

As for Father, in Alchemy it was specified that if one managed to create a Homunculus, this one would never be able to leave a little bottle, which is the case of Father. Moreover, the first man to claim having created a Homunculus was named Philippus Theophrastus Aureolus Bombastus Von Hohenheim.  

Moreover, the one who ordered to create Father was the king of Xerxes who wanted to access Immortality. But his plan will turn out against him and Father will provoke his death. In our reality, Xerces is dead killed by one of his captain which plan was to take over his empire to divide it between his Seven Sons. The parallelism between Father and the Homunculus is then obvious, but the story doesn’t stop there, as the story tells that the Seven Sons had been killed as well by the Son of the King, who had for Mother the Queen Amestris


Can you hear me scream on the other side of your screen on how clever this manga is