At a party today, a little kid and his friend were explaining ninja turtles to the Snow Queen (which is never not hilarious):
BOY 1: ..and, and, and, Raph is the MEANEST.
BOY 2: Not the meanest! He’s the strongest and he’s tough.
BOY 1: Yeah, and I like him, but also Mikey is the one who likes pizza, he ALWAYS gets the pizza.
BOY 2: Cuz he’s always hungry.
Snow Queen: Don’t they have a friend who’s a girl? I think I remember that…
BOY 1: OH YEAH YEAH! I forget her name.
BOY 2: APRIL. IT’S APRIL.
BOY 1: Yeah it’s April and she’s their friend and also Casey Jones is their friend.
BOY 2: And at the end of the movie, they kiss.
BOY 1 (to boy 2): DUUUUDE, SPOILERS! WHY DID YOU SAY THAT IN FRONT OF ME?!