Mom: Good-morning Oreo. What are you doing?
Oreo: Giving you a foot massage mom. To this little piggy here… And this little piggy here.
Mom: That’s sweet Oreo!
Oreo: Ok mom, now your little piggies are ready to stand up and cook me some bacons. I don’t give freebies.
Oreo: What’s this here mom?
Mom: That’s your new 2015 calendar Oreo! Tell your friends how cool it is!
Oreo: Is there bacons inside it mom?
Mom: Well, not REAL bacon… But there’s a picture on the cover!
Oreo: …FRIENDS… This is my new 2015 calendar. It’s cool, but not as cool as the REAL me…the real me has REAL bacons inside.
Get yours here: http://bit.ly/TheOreoCat2015Calendar
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