Bleach characters, it turns out that Ulquiorra is the Soul King! Your reactions?


As requested by powerpun. :)


For this post, we will imagine that Ulquiorra has been revealed as the Soul King. How would everybody react?


Gin: Wow. Ulquiorra was sure full of secrets, wasn’t he?


Tosen: I always sensed he was regal.


Tosen: But I always assumed it was because he had so much style.


Aizen: NOPE


Aizen: NOPE NOPE NOPE


Aizen: MY FAVORITE ESPADA IS NOT THE FREAKIN’ SOUL KING


Aizen:
NOPE


Aizen:


Aizen: I mean, not that I didn’t know the whole time. 


Grimmjow: [adds ‘locked the Soul King in a caja negacion’ to his resume]


Byakuya: We should have seen this coming, of course.


Byakuya: Ulquiorra always gives clothes to the people whose alliance he desires.


Byakuya: And here we all are, wearing the ‘Soul King’s’ clothes.


Ichigo: Ulquiorra is the Soul King?


Ichigo: My inner hollow face stomped and ceroed the Soul King?


Ichigo: That’s so awkward.


Ichigo: …


Ichigo: Oh my strawberry! I just remembered I offered to cut off my arm and leg and give him a rematch!


Ichigo: I hope he doesn’t still remember that!


Ulquiorra: I remember.


Ichigo: SHIT


Ishida: A rematch is exactly what *I* want! Last time we met, that guy tore off my arm and flicked away my arrows like they were nothing!


Ishida: This time he’s going DOWN!


Chad: Ishida, is this why you joined the Quincy?


Ishida: …maybe.


Orihime:


Orihime: So the Soul King and the heir to the Quincy throne are both super into me, huh?


Orihime: [cracks knuckles]


Orihime: I’ll have this war wrapped up by lunchtime!

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