"Maybe it’s because I knew her back in high school before she dropped out. She had braces and acne and a pill addiction and a nervous breakdown ending with her running through a plate-glass door screaming, ‘Everyone’s a robot!’"
"In addition, I am prepared to leave Troy Barnes my remaining shares in the Hawthorne Wipes company, currently valued at 14.3 million dollars. On one condition: you must first sail my boat, the Childish Tycoon, by yourself, around the entire world. When I was 23 my father asked me to do the same thing to earn my adulthood and his fortune. Of course, I cheated and floated off the coast of Belize for a year, doing coke with John Denver. I always regretted it. I’d like to give you a chance to do what I never did: become your own man."