The first time I was getting ready to face Jordan, a teammate goes to me, “Hey, you want some advice? Whatever you do, don’t look him in the eye.” Wait, excuse me? Why the hell would I not look him in the eye? I don’t think my teammate understood that I’m that too. You can’t fucking look me in the eye either buddy.

- Kobe Bryant from his Showtime special

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Otto Porter lookin like when your controller runs out of battery

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As LeBron shows, you don’t need to dunk with authority when you’re on your way to beating a team by 31 points. That’d be mean.