cigarette smoking man: the fact is agent mulder, scully, *takes a drag of a cigarette, exhales while speaking* this investigation into the aliens’ weed habit is sanctioned by the highest levels of the executive branch. *ashes cigarette* you will have no choice but to cooperate.
mulder: my mother didn’t raise a narc
scully: the aliens aren’t harming anyone. they just want to live in harmony with the spirits of nature
cigarette smoking man: wicca is fake and smoking weed is a crime
scully: youre an asshole