naohms said:

1-100! Minus the ones that don't really apply to guys lol

  • 1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation? Sex, duh.
  • 2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated. Well my junk obvs, my ear, my lips, thats really all that’s ever had an effect.
  • 3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated? Negative ghost rider.
  • 4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals? Nope.
  • 5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation? I like to play with clits. But first hand, I have no experience receiving.
  • 6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt? Don’t have one.
  • 7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot? Nah.
  • 8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated? Depends on the handjob. Typically underrated.
  • 9. Do you like having your balls touched? Oh yes.
  • 10. Do you like having your nipples touched? It’s alright.
  • 11. Do you like having your anus touched? Not really.
  • 12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)? Nope.
  • 13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)? Yes, yes I do.
  • 14. Do you have any kinks? I guess?
  • 15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella? I think so, but I’ve never gotten to try it.
  • 16. Do you pee in the shower? I have.
  • 17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower? Sometimes.
  • 18. Have you had sex in the shower? Yes :3
  • 19. Do you like being naked? Oh yeah. Who doesn’t?
  • 20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked? Partially. I typically sleep in boxers.
  • 21. Have you ever skinny dipped? Yesh
  • 22. What’s the most unusual thing you’ve done nude? Cleaned my house.
  • 23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity? Nope.
  • 24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)? Partially yeah. Depending on the friend fully is fine.
  • 25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts? Yes I am.
  • 26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)? Any chance I get.
  • 27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom? If I droppin bombs yes. Peein no.
  • 28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online? No I don’t. But I’ve sent some before and they did not hit the interwebs.
  • 29. How many sexual partners have you had? 17 if my count is right. But it might be 18, I always feel like I’ve forgotten someone.
  • 30. How often do you masturbate? Just about every day.
  • 31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it? 14 or 15. Porn duh.
  • 32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)? Layin on my back.
  • 33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc. Go with what feels good. It changes with my mood.
  • 34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)? I masturbate to everything. Depends on my mood.
  • 35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore? Yes, yes I have.
  • 36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals? I need a map.
  • 37. Have you ever “compared” (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend? Nah.
  • 38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear? Boxer briefs.
  • 39. Do you ever go commando? Nope, seams rub balls the wrong way.
  • 40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep? Once when I was a teenager.
  • 41. How big is your penis? Uh, 6-7 inches? I’m not sure.
  • 42. Does your penis curve at all? Yeah.
  • 43. Which testicle hangs lower? They’re pretty even.
  • 44. How big are your breasts? Small cause I’m a dude who doesn’t do enough push ups.
  • 45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven? Not applicable.
  • 46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris? Nawp.
  • 47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it? Circumcised and I am happy with it. Foreskin scares me.
  • 48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care? Don’t care. I’m not into dicks in general.
  • 49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts? I like the way I look without a shirt on but with pants still on.
  • 50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way? I do like them :3
  • 51. Do you like the way your genitals look? I guess? I mean penises look weird so.
  • 52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup? Haha I like to think so.
  • 53. Do you like your butt? Yeah, it’s squishy.
  • 54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)? Trim.
  • 55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair? I prefer trimmed or shaved, but it’s not a deal breaker.
  • 56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed? Nah.
  • 57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people? I do not and I have liked em on others.
  • 58. What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm? Uh, unprotected sex first thing in the morning.
  • 59. Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating? Sometimes.
  • 60. What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session? Maybe an hour for masturbation. 3-4 hours for sex.
  • 61. What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)? 2.
  • 62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric? Full body.
  • 63. Spit or swallow? Neither.
  • 64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble? Shoot. I go for motherfuckin distance.
  • 65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on? Hot if it’s from a woman.
  • 66. Do you “squirt?” Not a chick, doesn’t apply.
  • 67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral? Never attempted and I know I’m not flexible enough. But it just doesn’t appeal to me.
  • 68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.? I’ve received a boobjob before.
  • 69. Have you ever had sex in a public place? Kind of. In a car parked in a public place.
  • 70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn’t belong to either of you? Hahaha oh yeah.
  • 71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you? Yes, yes I have.
  • 72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in? This one? None.
  • 73. Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated? In a blanket fort. I don’t masturbate in random places, so that one’s kind of boring.
  • 74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross? Gross? Not really.
  • 75. Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex? Having sex I can be.
  • 76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex? Not to my knowledge.
  • 77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)? I’ve had threesomes, they are difficult to get both women off.
  • 78. Do you own any sex toys? No I don’t :(
  • 79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy? Nah.
  • 80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)? I wouldn’t know.
  • 81. What are your favorite positions? Doggy, Cowgirl, and some other stuff I don’t know a name for. Like with girl face down on the bed legs together, me on top.
  • 82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience? Uhhhh, one doesn’t come to mind?
  • 83. Worst place/time you’ve ever gotten a boner? Ha, automotive class in school.
  • 84. Have you ever had any genital injuries? I’ve taken soccer balls to the nuts a couple times.
  • 85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection? Nope.
  • 86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)? Nope.
  • 87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up? N/A
  • 88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there? N/A
  • 89. Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement? I’m told I’m great, but there’s always room to improve.
  • 90. Have you “sexted” (whether through text messaging or IM chat)? Yep.
  • 91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam? I think so.
  • 92. Have you have phone sex? Yes I have.
  • 93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do. Find the G spot, explore to find what feels better, try to get someone to go down to see what works.
  • 94. What’s something you like about your body? My face.
  • 95. What’s something you dislike about your body? My love handles.
  • 96. What body parts do you find the sexiest? Legs. Just mmmph.
  • 97. What was your most recent sexual thought? It was about a wake-up blowjob.
  • 98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.? Yeah.
  • 99. When was the last time you touched your genitals? 20 minutes ago?
  • 100. Do you often imagine people naked? Yes, all the time.

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  1. When did I lose my virginity? I believe I was 16? Something like that.
  2. Rough sex or soft sex? Depends on my mood truthfully
  3. Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? Nah, pretty normal kinks and fetishes. It’s the unusual that makes this question weird.
  4. Weirdest place you’ve had sex? I don’t really know? Haven’t had sex in a strange place…
  5. Favourite sex position? Tends to be with the girl on top.
  6. Do you like to be dominant or submissive? Depends on the woman and my mood.
  7. Have you ever had any one night stands? Yep
  8. Sex on the bed, couch, or floor? All three ;)
  9. Have you ever had sex in a public place? Not that I remember, which means if I did it wasn’t much fun.
  10. Have you ever been caught masturbating? Nah
  11. What does your favorite sexy underwear look like? I enjoy lacy boy shorts on girls.
  12. How often do you have sex? In the last 4 months, not at all. But when I was in a relationship, daily.
  13. Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with? By the gods yeah
  14. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? Both at the same time. Makes it interesting.
  15. Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? Uh, girl farted once? I sweat a bunch though if it lasts longer than 40 minutes.
  16. A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? Not sure, don’t usually listen to music.
  17. A song you’d listen to during soft/passionate/slow sex? See previous answer :p
  18. Are you into dressing up for sex? I don’t know how you mean? But I do enjoy looking nice for my lady.
  19. Would you prefer sex in the bath or in the shower? I need to have sex during a bath to properly answer that question.
  20. If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? Uh, anyone is kind of a lot of options. But I have someone in mind ;) And you guys don’t get to know :p (Although I think Kate Beckinsale would be fun)
  21. Have you ever had a threesome? Yep, quite a few actually.
  22. Do you/would you use sex toys? I have during sex, on the girl, I don’t really like the sex toy options for men much.
  23. Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? Yup sure have.
  24. Would you have sex with your best friend? Haha, nah I don’t like male genitalia so it’d be a tad weird.
  25. Is there anything you do after sex? I tend to towel off or rinse my face xD And put on deodorant again.
  26. Something that will never fail to get you horny? An attractive lady biting her lip and staring at me while she does it.
  27. Early morning sex or late night sex? I prefer late night cause I’m awake, but I love both.
  28. Favorite body part on the opposite sex? Legs. Definitely.
  29. Favorite body part on the same sex? Uh, shoulders? I guess? I don’t know. I don’t really check out dudes.
  30. Do you watch porn? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh man. Yeah, yeah I watch porn.