Hey guys, hows the domes holdin up after that spooky neutrino shit? Oh you weren’t phased by that? Apparently breaking the speed of light is whatevs, well let me lay some real HEAVY shit on you.
So we all know how bitchin LED TV’s are. Well what if I told you, we put them sukkas in some CONTACT LENSES. (ok, well one pixel, but dammit thats good enough for me)
Don’t worry tho they are powered by Radioactive Isotopes, TOTALLY SAFE.
Technically yea, they are safe, but come on, im supposed to put radioactive shit in my eyes?
Good thing we are developing this:
Flexible microchips, powered by the kinetic energy of your HEART. I mean it’s keeping you alive, big deal, it needs to also power our Ipod, and our super awesome eyeball TVs
Dear future, hurry up and make me Robo-Cody