n:apollo

APOLLO: man its hot out
sun’s really doing his job today
better take my shirt off
[APOLLO takes off all of his clothes]
i see you noticed me taking my shirt off
NYMPH: i didn’t say anything
APOLLO: you probably recognize me
from statues
guilty
its me
NYMPH: i dont know what you’re talking about
APOLLO: how would you like to have a flower named after you
—  Mallory Ortberg, Dirtbag Apollo
vine

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